Starring: Don Michael Paul, Barbara Crampton, James Staley, Lisa Rinna, Danny Kamekona
DRAKE – “It’s getting ugly out here chief, request surface troops on the double.”
LT PLUNKETT – “Request denied. Stop acting like a weak sister.”
As you may have guessed, this review isn’t about the 1998 BBC TV show in which Craig Charles commentated while a bunch of pale recluses battled their own custom-made robots, before fidgeting nervously as the producers cruelly get a beautiful woman to try and get an excruciating interview out of them.
No, this is yet another low-budget offering by beloved B-movie studio Full Moon, this time pitting two massive mechanical monstrosities against each other while the filmmakers cruelly get a beautiful woman to try and solve a mystery in the process.
So you see, it’s very different. Except for the big robots and the beautiful woman. And the cruelty. Continue reading “Robot Wars (1993) review”