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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/02/03/attack-of-the-super-monsters-1982/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/28afb-mask-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mask-small</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dinowar1.png</image:loc><image:title>Attack Of The Super Monsters pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Oh, hello there"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/supermonsters2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Attack Of The Super Monsters pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The Gemini Squad - a right bunch of knobs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/51jklpmbg2l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Attack Of The Super Monsters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-09-21T11:47:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2024/06/01/the-exorcist-believer-2023-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/the-exorcist-believer-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-exorcist-believer-2</image:title><image:caption>Can you all just bloody sit down, please</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/exorcist-believer-ellen-burstyn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exorcist-believer-ellen-burstyn</image:title><image:caption>"What do you mean I'm barely in it? Mate, it's an effort to get out of bed these days, I better be in every scene"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/exorcist-believer-1-4269467606-e1717236485761.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exorcist-believer-1</image:title><image:caption>"Looks like it's starting to rain." "Are you sure?" "Aye, I just felt a wee splash there"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/the-exorcist-believer-poster-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-exorcist-believer-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/exorcist-believer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exorcist-believer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-06-01T11:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2022/01/10/resident-evil-welcome-to-raccoon-city-2022-review/</loc><lastmod>2024-04-30T19:59:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/07/series-overview-twin-peaks-1990-1992/</loc><lastmod>2023-10-27T14:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2021/10/31/when-theres-no-more-room-in-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/old-new-ratings-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old-new-ratings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/twabm-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twabm-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-27T14:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/the-proper-mental-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frogtown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hell Comes To Frogtown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-27T14:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/05/23/eurovision-2015-my-liveblog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/eurovision-2015-flag-jpg.png</image:loc><image:title>Eurovision-2015-flag.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-27T14:01:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/10/eurovision-2014-my-liveblog/</loc><lastmod>2023-10-27T14:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/06/upcoming-reviews/</loc><lastmod>2023-10-27T14:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/06/10/series-overview-jurassic-park-1993-2001/</loc><lastmod>2023-10-27T14:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/02/01/that-was-a-bit-mental-the-podcast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/day-of-the-dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bub The Zombie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-27T14:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/11/03/overview_childsplay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/chucky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chucky</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-27T13:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/12/overview_scream/</loc><lastmod>2023-10-27T13:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/the-twabm-hall-of-shame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bloodymurder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Murder</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-27T13:59:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/the-twabm-hall-of-fame/</loc><lastmod>2023-10-27T13:59:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/index/</loc><lastmod>2022-01-10T00:09:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/07/twilight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/twilight1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"I know it was funny at first but I'm really starting to wish I hadn't rubbed superglue onto my left arm"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/twilight2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I know it was funny at first but I'm really starting to wish we hadn't rubbed superglue into our foreheads"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/twilight5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Bella couldn't help noticing that Edward had dry skin on his nose</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/twilight4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Check out that chemistry! By which of course I'm referring to the equipment on the desk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/twilight3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Kristen Stewart here, opening her eyes as far as they'll go</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/twilight_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-19T19:26:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2017/02/09/happy-birthday-to-me-1981-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/happy_birthday_to_me_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy_birthday_to_me_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/happy-birthday-to-me-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-birthday-to-me-pic-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/happy-birthday-to-me-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-birthday-to-me-pic-5</image:title><image:caption>Steve decided that the next time he'd order buffalo wings, he'd probably drop down a heat level</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/happy-birthday-to-me-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-birthday-to-me-pic-4</image:title><image:caption>Bruce Forsyth hated being woken up in the mornings</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/happy-birthday-to-me-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-birthday-to-me-pic-3</image:title><image:caption>That feeling when you realise there's an entire film crew watching you shower</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/happy-birthday-to-me-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-birthday-to-me-pic-2</image:title><image:caption>"See this skull? I'm properly fucking out of mine"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/happy-birthday-to-me-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-birthday-to-me-pic-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/happy-birthday-to-me-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy-birthday-to-me-featured-pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-19T02:38:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2018/01/03/devil-girl-from-mars-1954-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/devil-girl-from-mars-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil-girl-from-mars-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/devil-girl-from-mars-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil-girl-from-mars-5</image:title><image:caption>Putting a leather handkerchief on your head was all the rage in the 1950s</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/devil-girl-from-mars-feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil-girl-from-mars-feat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/devil-girl-from-mars-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil-girl-from-mars-4</image:title><image:caption>"And if I press this button I can make various flavours of your human cola emerge from its four nipples"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/devil-girl-from-mars-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil-girl-from-mars-3</image:title><image:caption>Save The Children's attempt to sex up its door-to-door charity fundraising campaigns was met with hesitance from locals</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/devil-girl-from-mars-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil-girl-from-mars-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/devil-girl-from-mars-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>devil-girl-from-mars-1</image:title><image:caption>"Hmmmm. Wouldst thou be worthy of a kneww trembler? I thinkst not"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-16T22:03:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2018/01/02/resurrection-of-the-mummy-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/resurrection-of-the-mummy-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resurrection-of-the-mummy-8</image:title><image:caption>Tom Cruise realised he'd walked into the wrong Mummy movie. For the second time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/resurrection-of-the-mummy-featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resurrection-of-the-mummy-featured</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/resurrection-of-the-mummy-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resurrection-of-the-mummy-6</image:title><image:caption>"When that cow at the club threatened to give me a black eye, this wasn't what I had in mind"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/resurrection-of-the-mummy-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resurrection-of-the-mummy-4</image:title><image:caption>"Dudes, this is, like, totally archaeological AF. Time for a selfie, YAS QUEEN etc"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/resurrection-of-the-mummy-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resurrection-of-the-mummy-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/resurrection-of-the-mummy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resurrection-of-the-mummy-2</image:title><image:caption>"Let's get out of this fake hallway. As soon as the Scientologists discover I've made this they'll have my baws for earrings"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/resurrection-of-the-mummy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resurrection-of-the-mummy-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-mummy-resurrected-dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-mummy-resurrected-dvd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-02T15:44:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/01/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-01T13:50:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/01/nightbreed-1990/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/skull2.png</image:loc><image:title>skull</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nb2.png</image:loc><image:title>Nightbreed pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nb6.png</image:loc><image:title>Nightbreed pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nb4.png</image:loc><image:title>Nightbreed pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nb3.png</image:loc><image:title>Nightbreed pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nb5.png</image:loc><image:title>Nightbreed pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nightbreed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightbreed</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-01T13:50:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/omg-wtf-its-the-twabm-faq/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/twabm-old-site.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TWABM old site</image:title><image:caption>Here's what the site used to look like back in the day, before the redesign</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-11-05T10:39:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/19/megapythonvsgatoroid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/megapython4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mega Python Vs Gatoroid pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's the big snake from Resident Evil on the GameCube!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/megapython3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mega Python Vs Gatoroid pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's Phil Spector! Um, probably.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/megapython2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mega Python Vs Gatoroid pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's Debbie Gibson!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/megapython1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mega Python Vs Gatoroid pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's Tiffany!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/megapython-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mega Python Vs Gatoroid poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-09T23:55:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/10/05/miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-2016-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-4</image:title><image:caption>"No scope, fuckers"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-2</image:title><image:caption>"What's that? You're hungry? Well according to my watch it isn't time for me to give a shit"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-pic-1</image:title><image:caption>None of the children wanted to sound ungrateful so they all kept quiet about the fucking terrible quality torrent rip they were watching</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miss-peregrines-home-for-peculiar-children-featured-pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-05T20:39:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/10/02/the-house-in-the-woods-1957-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-house-in-the-woods-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-house-in-the-woods-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-house-in-the-woods-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-house-in-the-woods-pic-5</image:title><image:caption>"Darling, do I have any flies in my teeth? This convertible automobile turns my mouth into a fucking Bushtucker Challenge"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-house-in-the-woods-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-house-in-the-woods-pic-3</image:title><image:caption>"You know, these 50s movies don't accurately depict the bedroom activity of married couples." "Shut up and keep your knickers on, love"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-house-in-the-woods-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-house-in-the-woods-pic-4</image:title><image:caption>"Trust me, I'm wearing vintage. You just won't realise it for another 60 years"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-house-in-the-woods-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-house-in-the-woods-pic-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-house-in-the-woods-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-house-in-the-woods-pic-1</image:title><image:caption>"Darling, he's glued my hands to the banister. I think you might be right about him"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/the-house-in-the-woods-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-house-in-the-woods-featured-pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-02T14:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/09/17/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-2000-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-6</image:title><image:caption>Look at the mirror! OH FUCK THAT ISN'T THE SHERIFF AAAARGH MY HEART</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-5</image:title><image:caption>"Now there's only one girl, and no cup. Care to explain yourself, son?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-3</image:title><image:caption>"Considering this 'Uber' you say you work for won't be founded for another nine years, I'm beginning to doubt your credentials sir"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-2</image:title><image:caption>Tourists came from all over the world to see the first bra ever made, which due to its age was made out of stone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-pic-1</image:title><image:caption>Nearly a decade on, 2 Girls 1 Cup's impact hasn't lessened any</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>book-of-shadows-blair-witch-2-featured-pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-17T22:27:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/09/07/sausage-party-2016-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sausage-party-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sausage-party-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sausage-party-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sausage-party-pic-6</image:title><image:caption>There's also a surprisingly uncomfortable rape scene in there too, by the way. This isn't it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sausage-party-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sausage-party-pic-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sausage-party-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sausage-party-pic-4</image:title><image:caption>The tragic Honey Mustard, played by Danny McBride (Eastbound &amp; Down)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sausage-party-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sausage-party-pic-3</image:title><image:caption>Well, if you ask me, that's what they get. Peanut butter and jam never belonged together anyway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sausage-party-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sausage-party-pic-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sausage-party-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sausage-party-pic-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/sausage-party-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sausage-party-featured-pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-08T02:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/07/28/actium-maximus-war-of-the-alien-dinosaurs-2005-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/actium-maximus-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actium Maximus poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/actium-maximus-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actium Maximus pic 5</image:title><image:caption>This looks shopped. I can tell by looking at the pixels and also because I have fucking eyes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/actium-maximus-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actium Maximus pic 4</image:title><image:caption>YEEEEAAAHHHH I promise that's a dinosaur's teeth and not just a random fucking mess</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/actium-maximus-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actium Maximus pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Captain, set a course for Poundland"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/actium-maximus-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actium Maximus pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Look, there he is with his chums at the bottom. Seems legit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/actium-maximus-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actium Maximus pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Here he is explaining to a nondescript alien how hard it is to get women</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/actium-maximus-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actium Maximus featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-28T19:28:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/04/28/rollerball-1975-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 pic 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"I'm just saying, your helmet doesn't really offer much in the way of nose protection"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"There's not enough variety in television these days"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>In the original version of The Revenant, the Leonardo DiCaprio character had a lot more protection during the infamous bear scene</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-1975-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 1975 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-29T18:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/04/29/rollerball-2002-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball (2012) poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 2002 pic 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 2002 pic 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 2002 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were that guy who could actually do action movies"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 2002 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were her from the X-Men film" "I am" "Really? Wow, you fucked up"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 2002 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Why is this even happening</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 2002 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"And you're absolutely sure this is regulation uniform, Mr Hefner?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 2002 pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/rollerball-2002-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rollerball 2002 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-07T16:12:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/04/10/fright-night-1985-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fright-night-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fright Night poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fright-night-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fright Night pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fright-night-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fright Night pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Those fucking Mormons won't take a telling"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fright-night-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fright Night pic 3</image:title><image:caption>All Bert had to do was add the D-pad and his enormous home-made SNES controller would be complete</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fright-night-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fright Night pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The resting expression on any District Line commuters who start at Wimbledon Station</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fright-night-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fright Night pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry darling, I'll keep you away from those horrible Operation Yewtree investigators"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/fright-night-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fright Night featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-03-10T05:47:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/04/03/burial-ground-1981-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/burial-ground-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial Ground poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/burial-ground-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial Ground pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Evening!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/burial-ground-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial Ground pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Oh Harry, truly you are an EVIL wizard"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/burial-ground-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial Ground pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/burial-ground-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial Ground pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Zombie camouflage isn't what it used to be</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/burial-ground-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial Ground pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/burial-ground-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial Ground featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-03T18:42:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/03/28/rock-n-roll-nightmare-1987-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rock-n-roll-nightmare-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock n Roll Nightmare poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rock-n-roll-nightmare-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock n Roll Nightmare pic 5</image:title><image:caption>This might be the oddest photo I've ever put on this site. And that's saying something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rock-n-roll-nightmare-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock n Roll Nightmare pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Nigel Farage's make-up artist had failed to show up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rock-n-roll-nightmare-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock n Roll Nightmare pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry sir, I can tell you're busy but I was just wondering if you've ever heard of the Mormon church?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rock-n-roll-nightmare-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock n Roll Nightmare pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This image alone should be proof enough that things are about to get properly odd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rock-n-roll-nightmare-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock n Roll Nightmare pic 1</image:title><image:caption>I mean, he obviously has the look. If the look is supposed to be 'a white Tina Turner'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rock-n-roll-nightmare-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rock n Roll Nightmare featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-08-17T13:31:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/03/21/cloverfield-2008-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cloverfield-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloverfield poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cloverfield-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloverfield pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"I knew that bloody blueprint had been drawn squinty"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cloverfield-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloverfield pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Did you see that ruddy big tail thing going by?" "Nah mate, sorry, I was too busy spewing into a gutter because of the motion sickness"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cloverfield-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloverfield pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"City that never sleeps my arse, where's an enormous monster supposed to find a pint at 3am in this prick?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cloverfield-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloverfield pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This isn't her though, just to be clear</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cloverfield-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloverfield pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled CG artists yearning to breathe free"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cloverfield-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cloverfield featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-23T00:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/06/18/pee-wees-big-adventure-1985/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/peeweesbigadventure-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee's Big Adventure pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Yes, there's even cross-dressing in there, in case you didn't think Pee-wee Herman was weird enough already</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/peeweesbigadventure-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee's Big Adventure pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This is one of the greatest dance scenes in the history of film. Shove it up your arse, Travolta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/peeweesbigadventure-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee's Big Adventure pic 1</image:title><image:caption>I'll be honest, this little lion on the front of Pee-wee's bike means I do agree it's the greatest bike ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/peeweesbigadventure-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee Wee's Big Adventure poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-20T11:02:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/02/25/where-do-we-go-from-here-2015-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/where-do-we-go-from-here-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where Do We Go From Here pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/where-do-we-go-from-here-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where Do We Go From Here pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/where-do-we-go-from-here-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where Do We Go From Here pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/where-do-we-go-from-here-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where Do We Go From Here pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/where-do-we-go-from-here-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where Do We Go From Here featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/where-do-we-go-from-here-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where Do We Go From Here poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-29T00:24:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/01/16/vhs-2012-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/vhs-image05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vhs-image05</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry missus, no explanation necessary, I'll just be quickly on my way"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/vhs-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VHS poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/vhs-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VHS pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Amanda Holden had gone too far this time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/vhs-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VHS pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The good thing about this film is you have no way of telling if these screenshots are bad quality</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/vhs-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VHS pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"What do you mean he was sexy in Rain Man? I'm not wearing it, Joel"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/vhs-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VHS pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Kenny's Football Manager obsession was so bad he didn't realise his girlfriend, waiting in bed for him, had been dead for months</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/vhs-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VHS pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Jess didn't react too warmly to her boyfriend's suggestion that she wear a Dustin Hoffman mask during sex</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/vhs-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VHS featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-16T21:01:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/01/12/airplane-vs-volcano-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/airplane-vs-volcano-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane vs Volcano poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/airplane-vs-volcano-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane vs Volcano pic 7</image:title><image:caption>Suzanne was starting to regret taking her suntan lotion in her carry-on bag and having it confiscated at the airport</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/airplane-vs-volcano-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane vs Volcano pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Hint - they looked fuck all like this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/airplane-vs-volcano-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane vs Volcano pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Doug was quietly confident his Sad Keanu cosplay was strong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/airplane-vs-volcano-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane vs Volcano pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Shamu the whale's new barbecue raised concern among his peers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/airplane-vs-volcano-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane vs Volcano pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The passengers couldn't quite believe EasyJet had gone with a Fireplace Simulator as its in-flight entertainment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/airplane-vs-volcano-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane vs Volcano pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Christ, Chris Pratt is looking rough as arseholes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/airplane-vs-volcano-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Airplane vs Volcano featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-27T07:48:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2016/01/04/zardoz-1974-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-pic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz pic 8</image:title><image:caption>"On your way, Mourinho"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz pic 7</image:title><image:caption>Sorry? Oh, um, I'm a doctor. I'm giving this woman a routine examination. Yes, this is standard uniform for a medical practitioner, and I'll thank you not to question me any further</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Only ever so slightly, mind</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The Red Dwarf remake was a bit elaborate for some, but at least the new Holly was funny</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Oh right, sorry, it makes sense now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Wolf from Gladiators had seen better days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/zardoz-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zardoz pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Obviously the ponytail's there to help men get aroused, just in case they were struggling</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-01T23:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/12/06/twabm-vol-2-ebook-free-for-a-limited-time/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-03T00:24:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/12/20/voyage-of-the-rock-aliens-1984-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/voyage-of-the-rock-aliens-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyage Of The Rock Aliens pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Here's one of them, STUVWXYZ. About as inconspicuous as a toe up the arse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/voyage-of-the-rock-aliens-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyage Of The Rock Aliens pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Also, fans of leather jackets and sleeveless shirts with little records embroidered on them</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/voyage-of-the-rock-aliens-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyage Of The Rock Aliens pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Let's get out of here, Michael." "I'm not Michael." "You're not?" "No, I'm Pia Zadora." WHAT A TWIST</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/voyage-of-the-rock-aliens-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyage Of The Rock Aliens pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/voyage-of-the-rock-aliens-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyage Of The Rock Aliens pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Mind you, Dee Dee's got some singing chops of her own. Pia Zadora's pretty good in this, actually</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/voyage-of-the-rock-aliens-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyage Of The Rock Aliens featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/voyage-of-the-rock-aliens-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyage Of The Rock Aliens poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gary-coleman-and-david-hasselhoff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gary Coleman and David Hasselhoff</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-03T00:22:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/10/14/evil-dead-ii-dead-by-dawn-1987-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 pic 7</image:title><image:caption>"Congratulations honey, you're in the best one"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>This was basically his reaction</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Stephen's scarecrow left a lot to be desired</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>After calling the exterminator about mice in her attic, Helen had to admit his choice of tool was a little extreme</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Oh, and he gets possessed too. Which is never fun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, she gets better</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This was basically his reaction</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/evil-dead-2-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead 2 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-17T23:02:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/10/12/scream-the-tv-series-2015-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 10</image:title><image:caption>"HI I'M DAISY"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 9</image:title><image:caption>"I've come out of absolutely nowhere, right at the same time everyone's started dying." "Whatever mate, get yer baws oot"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 7</image:title><image:caption>Susan realised too late that she should have put the pizza in the microwave for 60 seconds, not 60 minutes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"That prick copied what I wrote instead of retweeting me, so he'll get all the retweets." "Let's fucking have him"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Some people handled the new 5p bag charge worse than others</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME IN THE EXORCIST WHEN" "Mate, I swear to fucking Christ"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Hope there's bleach in that pool</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/scream-the-tv-series-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream The TV Series pic 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-10T07:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/10/11/icetastrophe-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_8</image:title><image:caption>"Are you a vampire? Him off Twilight was a vampire." "Well, sometimes my gums bleed when I brush my teeth. Does that count?" "Does it fuck like, mate"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_7</image:title><image:caption>"Look! It's a plot point! It's coming this way!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_6</image:title><image:caption>"Ho ho ho! Merry CHRIST ALMIGHTY HE'S DEAD"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_5</image:title><image:caption>At one point someone even explodes into a bundle of frozen body chunks, so excited he is that's Santa's coming. Well, it's either that or the whole ice thing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_3</image:title><image:caption>"It's Santa. He's coming. We've used his name 12,000 times." "Run. Don't look back."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_2</image:title><image:caption>"You could have at least put a sheet down, you filthy bastard"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/icetastrophe_pic_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Icetastrophe_pic_1</image:title><image:caption>This is a great metaphor for something but I'm not sure what</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-31T16:31:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/08/my-little-eye-2002-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-little-eye-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Little Eye poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-little-eye-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Little Eye pic 5</image:title><image:caption>The Puddle Of Mudd reunion concert wasn't very well attended but both fans had a good time regardless</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-little-eye-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Little Eye pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I can't wait to get out of here. First thing I'll do is... um... well, I won't be in this house, at least"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-little-eye-pic-3.png</image:loc><image:title>My Little Eye pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Look at this guy chewing a bullet. What a bad-ass (disclaimer: he isn't)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-little-eye-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Little Eye pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Fuck, I forgot to set a series link for Coronation Street. That's me six months behind now"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-little-eye-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Little Eye pic 1</image:title><image:caption>For sale - five bedroom house. All mod cons, occasional death likely</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/my-little-eye-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Little Eye featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-08T05:17:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/08/10/contamination-1980-video-nasty-review-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-pic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination pic 8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination pic 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination pic 6</image:title><image:caption>It's still got dodgy sci-fi sets, though</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Even with loads of make-up on you can still spot Cumberbatch a mile off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I think that custard was past its sell-by date"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I'm no expert, doc, but I'm pretty sure my testicle isn't supposed to look like that. Or be detachable, for that matter"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/contamination-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Contamination featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-10T17:24:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/06/27/it-follows-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows pic 7</image:title><image:caption>That moment when the pool looks a tinier bit yellow than when you went in</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"Oh, so THAT's where the condom went. That prankster"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Susan's boyfriend went to pretty extreme measures to make her watch Antiques Roadshow with him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows pic 4</image:title><image:caption>On a hot day, sleeping on the hood of a car is even less comfortable than it looks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Awww, it looks like a really nice day OH FUCK WHO'S THAT BEHIND HER</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Aww, it looks like they're having a fun chat OH FUCK WHO'S THAT BEHIND THEM</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/it-follows-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It Follows featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-03T00:15:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/06/25/alien-abduction-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction pic 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Lighten up, ya wee dick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Siri, text the colonoscopy clinic and tell them I'll be late for my appointment"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Including these birds, sadly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Well, realising you bought the PC version of Arkham Knight will do that to you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction pic 1</image:title><image:caption>And then there's this guy, who clearly isn't a real police officer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/alien-abduction-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Abduction featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-28T20:08:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/06/24/poltergeist-2015-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-pic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 pic 8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 pic 7</image:title><image:caption>"Can a man not have a fookin PISS in front of a fookin doorstep any more?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Not that sort of warmth, mind</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"PLEASED TO MEET YOU, GOD THIS WEATHER WE'RE HAVING TODAY IS TERRIBLE ISN'T IT"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>That's more lumens than are necessary, really</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Even the clown scene fucks it a bit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"What do you mean it's only a one-off? But I've been waiting so long for TFI Friday to return"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/poltergeist-2015-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2015 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-24T13:35:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/06/12/jurassic-world-2015-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-pic-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World pic 10</image:title><image:caption>I don't care how dangerous it is, I want to go there so badly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-featured-pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-pic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World pic 8</image:title><image:caption>Good luck breast-feeding that one, mate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World pic 7</image:title><image:caption>The shot immediately after this is one of my favourites in the entire film. It looks particularly impressive in 3D.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World pic 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Look, I've pretty much got the 'Y' bit sorted but I need you pricks to hurry up and work on the 'M', 'C' and 'A' bits"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World pic 4</image:title><image:caption>I even want to try this out, despite the obvious high risk of death</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Yes, even with the 'raptors and motorbikes' scene</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic World pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Well played, wee man</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-16T13:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/18/deadly-blessing-1981/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/deadly_blessing_2d-hr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadly_blessing_2d-hr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadly-blessing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadly blessing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadlyblessing4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Blessing pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I'm sorry, what just happened?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadlyblessing2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Blessing pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Check out the Nightmare On Elm Street review to see how Craven re-used this shot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadlyblessing1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Blessing pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Ernest Borgnine is excellent as the head of the Hiddite community.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadlyblessing3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Blessing pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Sharon Stone demanded this spider have its teeth removed before agreeing to do the scene. Seriously</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadlyblessing_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Blessing poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-19T11:36:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/05/jurassicpark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jurassicpark_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jurassicpark4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"When you told me we were going to meet your horny friend this wasn't what I had in mind. But hey, every hole's a goal"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jurassicpark3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"It's a fossilised penis. It must have fallen out of my pocket when we were being chased"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jurassicpark2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Look at the side of that car, my dear. I'm very proud of the sides of my cars. I do hope nothing happens to my cars, in particular the sides. I can't stress how important the sides of my cars are."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jurassicpark1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Well, that's the sides fucked"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-10T13:25:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/06/netflix-how-to-live-the-american-dream/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/netflix_us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Netflix UK catalogue</image:title><image:caption>Here's how it looks after you change the DNS settings. Note Tangled in the New Releases and Family Guy in the TV Shows category, items only available in the US catalogue and not in the UK one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/netflix_uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Netflix UK catalogue</image:title><image:caption>Here's how Netflix looks when you log on with your normal UK settings</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/network.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Netflix network settings</image:title><image:caption>If your settings look like this (Xbox 360 version) you've done it right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/netflix_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Netflix logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-27T13:05:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/05/07/unfriended-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_pic7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_pic7</image:title><image:caption>Susan regretted accepting the Predator's friend request</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_pic6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_pic6</image:title><image:caption>"Guys, it's upside-down. It's actually a picture of a bum pooing"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_pic5.png</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_pic5</image:title><image:caption>Things got awkward when the Black Panthers Reddit group had their first video chat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_pic4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_pic3</image:title><image:caption>And this will have you scared of those Will It Blend videos on YouTube</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_pic2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_pic1</image:title><image:caption>More like the Blair TWITCH Project! HAHAHAHAHA oh Christ my spleen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/unfriended_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unfriended_feat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-21T11:26:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/05/03/poltergeist-1982-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_pic8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_pic8</image:title><image:caption>Bored with the Mayeather vs Pacquiao fight, she decided watching static on the other channel was more entertaining</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_pic7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_pic7</image:title><image:caption>Steady on Hucknall, for Christ's sake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_pic6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_pic6</image:title><image:caption>And if you work at a circus you can relate to this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_pic5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_pic5</image:title><image:caption>Mick Hucknall's girlfriends were getting younger by the year</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_pic4</image:title><image:caption>Little Carol-Anne even has a bit of a Drew Barrymore feel to her</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_pic3</image:title><image:caption>Even the corpses just want a wee cuddle. Awwww</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_pic2</image:title><image:caption>Get it? Because ghosts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_pic1</image:title><image:caption>Just to clarify for legal reasons:  In The Night Garden doesn't do this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/poltergeist_featuredpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poltergeist_featuredpic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-10T23:06:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/04/17/chernobyl-diaries-2012-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chernobyl-diaries-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chernobyl Diaries poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chernobyl-diaries-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chernobyl Diaries pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Oh look, it's a creepy little girl standing on her own in the middle of the night with her back turned to us. I've seen this before in films, it always ends in happy times"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chernobyl-diaries-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chernobyl Diaries pic 4</image:title><image:caption>£1400 a month didn't get you a lot in Central London</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chernobyl-diaries-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chernobyl Diaries pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Oh look, that fish has four legs and a tail. That must be the radiat... ah, hang on, it's a drowned dog"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chernobyl-diaries-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chernobyl Diaries</image:title><image:caption>The budget for the Reservoir Dogs remake was significantly lower than even Tarantino's was originally</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chernobyl-diaries-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chernobyl Diaries pic 1</image:title><image:caption>They put a brave face on it, but deep down they had to admit Chessington World of Adventures had seen better days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/chernobyl-diaries-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chernobyl Diaries featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-20T07:58:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/04/15/cube-1997-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cube-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cube poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cube-pic-6.png</image:loc><image:title>Cube pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"In a second I'm going to push my glasses up my nose because I'm well nerdy innit"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cube-pic-5.png</image:loc><image:title>Cube pic 5</image:title><image:caption>In fairness, as far as five minutes of fame go, this is a pretty good use of it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cube-pic-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Cube pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Fuck me, that new extra strength Clearasil is the business"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cube-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cube pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Stanley had never heard his child use THAT word before</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cube-pic-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Cube pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It was one of the least enthusiastic selfies Sue had ever taken</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cube-pic-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Cube pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Hey, there's a KFC across the road from this hotel"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cube-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cube featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-04T18:25:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/21/silent-house-2011-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-blu-ray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House Blu-ray</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Like having blood in it. How unoriginal, boooooooo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Excuse me sir, I can't help but noticed you've had an injury at the workplace. I'm with Claims Direct, let me leave you a leaflet"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Unlike her cleavage for most of the film, as is horror law apparently</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Not the best example, to be honest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Impressively, it even starts with a crane shot and seamlessly switches to handheld</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I wonder if the puppy I left in my cupboard when I was eight is still alive"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/silent-house-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent House featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-01T15:51:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/04/01/splice-2009-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/61fzddvez2l-_sl1059_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice Blu-ray</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/splice-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/splice-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice pic 6</image:title><image:caption>I hope this is turning you on as much as it's turning me on. Which is not in the slightest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/splice-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice pic 5</image:title><image:caption>That's the first sign of gum disease, that is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/splice-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I told you we should've applied for GoPro sponsorship"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/splice-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Not sure which of the two this one is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/splice-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Hold on, you've got something on your face... a ruddy big gap"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/splice-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The Guardians Of The Galaxy sequel was surprisingly low-budget</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/splice-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Splice featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-11T02:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/31/bloody-birthday-1981-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-pic-7.png</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday pic 7</image:title><image:caption>Other than the obvious fact that Halloween starts with a young kid killing a family member, of course</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-pic-6.png</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Ah, good old fake newspaper text. Check it out, the body copy's complete nonsense</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-pic-5.png</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday pic 4</image:title><image:caption>It also features candle-blowing, of which Halloween had none. You lucky bastards, you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Don't look at me like that, this is science</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Aye, well you'd be shite at running people over too if you couldn't reach the gas pedal"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Unless you've got an irrational fear of archery</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bloody-birthday-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Birthday featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-31T18:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/20/puppet-master-5-the-final-chapter-1994-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/puppet-matser-5-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Matser 5 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/puppet-master-5-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 5 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/puppet-master-5-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 5 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Boots had to recall its novelty hair curler for safety reasons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/puppet-master-5-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 5 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Hey, guess why they call me Blade? Because I have a razor sharp wit! HAHAHAHA!"
"Uuuurrrk"
"Oh yes, and I have a big knife for a hand"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/puppet-master-5-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 5 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Yup, it's a pretty funny... wait a fucking minute. I'M the demon?! That hurts me right in the feels"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/puppet-master-5-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 5 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Time to put that flame out, mate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/puppet-master-5-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 5 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Including Blade, the leader of the bunch and the closest we'll ever have to a Michael Jackson clone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/puppet-master-5-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 5 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-21T05:43:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/19/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-1988-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Spare a thought for this poor man's Robert De Niro, who barely lasts ten minutes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Um... you've got a bit of red on you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers pic 4</image:title><image:caption>No kissing on the mouth, though</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"What? It is? I wish you'd bloody told me, I have a reputation to uphold. I was Leatherface, for fuck's sake"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It was at around this stage that Simon realised his condom wouldn't quite provide the sort of protection he was thinking of</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This is her. Naturally, I've had to employ the services of Keith Chegwin to ensure her decency remains intact</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hollywood-chainsaw-hookers-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-21T05:44:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/15/that-sounds-a-bit-mental-wrestlemania-the-album/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wrestlemania-the-album-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrestlemania the album featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wrestlemania-the-album.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wrestlemania the album</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-15T18:37:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/14/night-train-murders-1975-video-nasty-review-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-train-murders-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Train Murders poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-train-murders-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Train Murders pic 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-train-murders-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Train Murders pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-train-murders-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Train Murders pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Mind you, there's plenty implied, so it's not like you can watch it a 10-year-old</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-train-murders-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Train Murders pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Those filthy bastards." "Look, it was an effective piece of cinema"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-train-murders-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Train Murders pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Guess which one she is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-train-murders-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Train Murders pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Do you know how we can get off this train without being raped and murdered?" "No, but you hum it and I'll figure out the melody"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/night-train-murders-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Train Murders featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-14T17:47:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/09/a-haunting-at-silver-falls-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/haunting_at_silver_falls_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunting_at_silver_falls_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/haunting_at_silver_falls_pic4.png</image:loc><image:title>haunting_at_silver_falls_pic4</image:title><image:caption>"Go on mate, push them up. You know you want to"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/haunting_at_silver_falls_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunting_at_silver_falls_pic3</image:title><image:caption>Even after we have shuffled off this mortal coil, our undead spirits still bloody love a good "pull my finger" joke</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/haunting_at_silver_falls_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunting_at_silver_falls_pic2</image:title><image:caption>Nope, not fussed. Might as well be a leprechaun sitting there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/haunting_at_silver_falls_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunting_at_silver_falls_pic1</image:title><image:caption>"Just piss off now, I'm trying to check my tweets"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/haunting_at_silver_falls_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haunting_at_silver_falls_feat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T23:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/02/twin-peaks-season-1-1990-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_dale.png</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_dale</image:title><image:caption>"Sweet Christ, that's a magnificent mug of Joe." "Indeed it is. Fancy ripping my drawers off?" "Nah, you're alright missus, let's maybe save it until 2016 when we're old and wrinkly"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_midget.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_midget</image:title><image:caption>"I doubt it mate, I chew Jimmy Saville branded gum"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s1_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s1_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s1_pic6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s1_pic6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s1_pic5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s1_pic5</image:title><image:caption>"Mr Palmer, I've got bad news. It's your daughter. The actress playing her has come back as her cousin"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s1_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s1_pic4</image:title><image:caption>See what I mean?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s1_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s1_pic3</image:title><image:caption>"Sheriff, I've bought doughnuts for every major character in Twin Peaks." "I think you might need a few dozen more, Coop"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s1_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s1_pic2</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry love, I'm sure they'll reveal the killer eventually</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s1_featuredpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s1_featuredpic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-14T17:47:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/06/twin-peaks-international-pilot-1990-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_internationalpilot_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_internationalpilot_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic6</image:title><image:caption>"Who? Me? Um... I'm just the local... bed inspector. Yes, that's it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic5.png</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic5</image:title><image:caption>So you're safe for now, DEPUTY ANDY. DA DA DUMMMMMM. Nah, I'm kidding, Andy didn't do it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic4.png</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic4</image:title><image:caption>"What? You think I'M the killer? Come on, I'm armless enough"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic3.png</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic3</image:title><image:caption>"In an unusual turn of events, it turns out the killer was former WWE superstar X-Pac"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic2.png</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic2</image:title><image:caption>At least it explains why Cooper looks old as shit when he dreams about it in the actual series</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic1.png</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_internationalpilot_pic1</image:title><image:caption>Not that she's too fussed about it, by the looks of things</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_internationalpilot_featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_internationalpilot_featured</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-07-12T14:57:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/05/twin-peaks-the-missing-pieces-19922014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twin Peaks The Missing Pieces featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_themissingpieces_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_themissingpieces_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic6</image:title><image:caption>Because some people really wanted to see more of Heather Graham all bloody</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic5</image:title><image:caption>Hooray! It's Pete, the nicest guy in Twin Peaks!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic4</image:title><image:caption>Which means, you guessed it, more domestic violence. You lucky people</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic2</image:title><image:caption>Because the world needs more midgets and terrifying dream killers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_themissingpieces_pic1</image:title><image:caption>Ah, I get it now, that makes much more sense. I think</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_themissingpieces_featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_themissingpieces_featured</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-05T12:30:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/04/twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me-1992-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic7</image:title><image:caption>"Special Agent Fakey McFake and Detective Notkylemaclachlan, we're with the FBI... apparently"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic5</image:title><image:caption>Like did the woman at the Elizabeth Duke counter in Argos ask the midget for I.D. before he bought this ring?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic4</image:title><image:caption>Courtney Love's friends all agreed she was getting a bit too old for this shit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic3</image:title><image:caption>And don't worry, Kyle MacLachlan is indeed still in it, just not a hell of a lot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic2</image:title><image:caption>She's particularly amazing in this scene, but I can't really say more about it without spoiling anything</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_pic1</image:title><image:caption>"If I keep smiling really hard like this, maybe nobody will realise Donna isn't being played by Lara Flynn Boyle any more"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaksfirewalkwithme_featured</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-30T00:21:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/03/03/twin-peaks-season-2-1990-91-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s2_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s2_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s2_pic6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s2_pic6</image:title><image:caption>Just think, there was a chance viewers may not have gotten to see the the odd beauty pageant near the end of the series, starring pretty much every female resident of Twin Peaks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s2_pic5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s2_pic5</image:title><image:caption>And this horse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s2_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s2_pic4</image:title><image:caption>"My log has a message for you." "What is it?" "Wood-n't you like to know? HAHAHAHA! Seriously though, it's just a log"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s2_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s2_pic3</image:title><image:caption>Hello there pretty lady, how'd you like to OH CHRIST IT'S MULDER</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s2_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s2_pic2</image:title><image:caption>There's this guy, for example. But I won't spoil anything about him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s2_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s2_pic1</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry though, the weird midget guy's still there. That's him on the left, in case you were wondering</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twinpeaks_s2_featuredpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twinpeaks_s2_featuredpic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-03T11:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/28/real-life-mental-movieland-wax-museum-niagara-falls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0288.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Simpsons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0285.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin Bieber</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0302.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miley Cyrus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Jackson</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0317.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Freddy Krueger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0283.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry Potter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Adam Sandler</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Obamas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_0269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Hanks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-28T10:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/27/lord-of-illusions-1995-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lord-of-illusions-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Of Illusions poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lord-of-illusions-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Of Illusions pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"That top looks great Famke Janssen but it'd look a lot better ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR as long as the camera is strategically positioned to avoid your nips and my willy"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lord-of-illusions-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Of Illusions pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Um, I strapped myself to this to make a dramatic entrance but if you could actually help me down that  would be lovely, thanks"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lord-of-illusions-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Of Illusions pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I wonder if Halfords will let me exchange this bike helmet for one that's a little roomier"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lord-of-illusions-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Of Illusions pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Okay guys, here's my no-makeup selfie! Thx for the nomination Sandra ya bitch lol jk luv ya bbs xxx"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lord-of-illusions-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Of Illusions pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Keith's Super Mario cosplay was perhaps taking things a little too far</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lord-of-illusions-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Of Illusions pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/lord-of-illusions-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lord Of Illusions featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-28T02:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/26/bad-kids-go-to-hell-2012-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bad-kids-go-to-hell-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Kids Go To Hell poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bad-kids-go-to-hell-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Kids Go To Hell pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Kids and their laziness these days. I blame video games</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bad-kids-go-to-hell-pic-4.gif</image:loc><image:title>Bad Kids Go To Hell pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The last episode of The Weakest Link had an unexpected ending</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bad-kids-go-to-hell-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Kids Go To Hell pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Bobby wasn't happy at Stanley after he told Susan he had a penis shaped like a corkscrew</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bad-kids-go-to-hell-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Kids Go To Hell pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Ah, that's right, he cameos as the headmaster</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bad-kids-go-to-hell-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Kids Go To Hell pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Look, it's people standing around a desk! UNLEASH THE DUBSTEP</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/bad-kids-go-to-hell-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Kids Go To Hell featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-27T16:50:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/12/30/the-interview-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-interview-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Interview poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-interview-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Interview pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The local dog show took a dark turn when one of the larger dogs swallowed its owner's head whole</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-interview-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Interview pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Rap videos are getting a little too moody these days if you ask me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-interview-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Interview pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Bob and Stan's civil partnership went awry when Stan started having second thoughts during the ceremony</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-interview-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Interview pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Seth Rogen fans storming this site in 3... 2... 1..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-interview-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Interview featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T14:00:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/25/the-island-of-dr-moreau-1977-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-island-of-dr-moreau-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Island Of Dr Moreau poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-island-of-dr-moreau-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Island Of Dr Moreau pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"That's right you animal pricks, I was in Austin Powers. What were you in? Oh right, this film"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-island-of-dr-moreau-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Island Of Dr Moreau pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Not entirely, though. This lad's right hand still looks pretty human</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-island-of-dr-moreau-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Island Of Dr Moreau pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-island-of-dr-moreau-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Island Of Dr Moreau pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"I must say, I'm rather displeased with the new bedroom tax Dr Moreau has established"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-island-of-dr-moreau-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Island Of Dr Moreau pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I can't believe he just called us that."
"Let's face it, he's right"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-island-of-dr-moreau-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Island Of Dr Moreau pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Austin, you must come quickly. It would appear Dr Evil has a sex lair now." The fourth Austin Powers film was light on laughs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-island-of-dr-moreau-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Island Of Dr Moreau featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-25T21:12:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/23/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-the-dream-child-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 5 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 5 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"WAAAAAH I should've gone to see Die Hard instead"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 5 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>The NHS's new innoculation system was a little controversial. "This needle's for measles, this one's mumps, this one's rubella, and the last one's just because I'm a prick"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 5 pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 5 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The first episode of Come Dine With Me: Extreme Edition drew record complaints</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 5 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>And all these girls want to do is play jump-rope. You've been doing that for five bloody years, go and ride a bike or something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 5 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Is it just me, or does his left arm look needlessly long here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-5-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 5 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-23T23:10:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/21/thinner-1996-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thinner-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinner poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thinner-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinner pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Even the hot Gypsy's got a 'tude on her. Charming</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thinner-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinner pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Here's a lesson for you, my boy: never be curious to find out what a table saw smells like"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thinner-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinner pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Bob's commitment to his Predator cosplay was getting a little extreme</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thinner-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinner pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Clue: this is how happy it makes the Gypsies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thinner-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinner pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Looks like she got creamed by his car. GYPSY CREAM. Little Wee biscuit joke for the Brits there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thinner-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinner pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Simon was delighted. That selfie stick he'd just bought would finally let him see what his penis looked like</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/thinner-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thinner featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-21T16:35:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/20/creep-2004-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creep-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creep poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creep-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creep pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that light means you probably want to get out of the way mate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creep-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creep pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"I'm dreadfully sorry, madam. This is my first day as a make-up artist"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creep-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creep pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Clue: It's that guy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creep-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creep pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"I'm sorry, there weren't any Evening Standards left. You'll have to make do with a Stylist"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creep-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creep pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I'm no expert on the Tube but I think I've made a wrong turn somewhere. Is this the Victoria Line? Ah wait, I can hear a train coming, that might be it OH CHRIST"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creep-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creep pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Look at that bloody sneer on her face. She'd kick your face in as soon as look at you. Or something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/creep-featured-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creep featured image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-01-19T18:39:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/19/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism Part II poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism Part II pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Professional trampoline athletes eat, breathe and sleep the sport. This being an example of the latter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism Part II pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Get down from there, I need to plug in the kettle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism Part II pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Come on, you read the script. Don't pretend you're surprised this isn't a rom-com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism Part II pic 3</image:title><image:caption>FUCK! Ah, right, that wasn't one of them</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism Part II pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"We're doing all we can ma'am, but that shit tattooist really did a number on her stomach. Well, a word, to be precise"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LEIID122332.CR2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-part-ii-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism Part II featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-19T15:36:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/18/election-1999-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/election-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/election-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election pic 6</image:title><image:caption>That'll teach you to skip school and steal your dad's car, Bueller</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/election-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election pic 5</image:title><image:caption>This looks Shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few Shops in my time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/election-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election pic 4</image:title><image:caption>That moment when you see a small drip appear on your ceiling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/election-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election pic 3</image:title><image:caption>I don't give a seventh of a fuck about your two Tony awards, Broderick. I've got an Oscar. That's for REAL acting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/election-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Just look at him. If ever there was a picture of a man whose life is completely fulfilled, it's this one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/election-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Look at that guy next to her. He's thinking what we're all thinking. "What the fuck is Reese Witherspoon doing in a classroom? Isn't she a big actress?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/election-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Election featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-25T09:06:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/17/puppet-master-4-1993-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 pic 7</image:title><image:caption>I seriously have no clue what's going on anymore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>This is the actual script for the film. That explains a lot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>This is the third-least erotic puppet versus creature fight I've ever seen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry lads, you all made the cut. Your friends are dead, though</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"I shall name him Shiny McShineface"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Whatever, fuck that guy. I'm too buy playing laser tag with my robo-buddies. COME ON GUYS PEW PEW PEW OH CHRIST I'M SO ALONE"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"What? Someone's asking for a Power Rangers reject? We're back in business, boys!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/puppet-master-4-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 4 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T17:30:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/16/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-the-dream-master-1988-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-pic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 pic 8</image:title><image:caption>Hang on, you're not Patricia Arquette! Give me that bloody Oscar invite back</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 pic 7</image:title><image:caption>Duncan was more than a little disappointed to find out what sort of home £500,000 would get him  in central London</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-pic-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>And he carries off sunglasses better than Bono. Only difference is he murders teenagers whereas Bono only murders albums</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>In fairness, it's pretty difficult to send a postcard from Hell without it catching fire at some point during the journey, so top marks to Mr K for getting it to her in one piece</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Such as here, where she's gained the ability to walk down a hallway without her shirt becoming see-through. A first for horror, hooray!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>I'm no expert but this probably isn't a good sign</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Maybe it's just because I've got a trained eye these days but I can tell when a scene's CGI</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-4-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 4 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-16T16:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/14/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Phantom Of The Opera 1989 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Phantom Of The Opera 1989 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>All while wearing some not very convincing make-up to hide the grotesque face underneath. Am I right, sisterrrrrs? (don't kill me)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Phantom Of The Opera 1989 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Hull city centre had seen better days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Phantom Of The Opera 1989 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Come to Fred... um, the Phantom. Come to the Phantom, please"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Phantom Of The Opera 1989 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>That's one of the early signs of gum disease, that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Phantom Of The Opera 1989 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Wait a minute, that's not a real house. Or a real tree. THIS STORY IS RIGGED"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Phantom Of The Opera 1989 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"See, that's where the prick with the laser pen was sitting"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-phantom-of-the-opera-1989-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Phantom Of The Opera 1989 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-14T11:23:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/13/the-last-exorcism-2010-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism pic 5</image:title><image:caption>The Village People's decision to remove the apostrophes from the 'YMCA' dance routine left at least two people unemployed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Call me a shit Linda Blair again mate and I'll fucking cut you"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism pic 3</image:title><image:caption>I know, missus, I know. Trust me, I'd be pissed off too</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism pic 2</image:title><image:caption>And yes, it's all your fault, missy. Don't look at me like that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism pic 1</image:title><image:caption>See, before Obamacare, this is what life was like for every single American</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-last-exorcism-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Last Exorcism featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T11:08:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/12/cavegirl-1985-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cavegirl-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cavegirl poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cavegirl-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cavegirl pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Don't fall for it Eba, he only wants to make your Bedrock (sorry)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cavegirl-pic-5.png</image:loc><image:title>Cavegirl pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, okay, you got me, I'm Jesus. Now kindly piss off because I quite enjoy laying low here"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cavegirl-pic-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Cavegirl pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Duhhhhhhh... boobs"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cavegirl-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cavegirl pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"UGH UGH BUH UGH" (translation: "I use Arm &amp; Hammer toothpaste because I like the baking soda fizz"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cavegirl-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cavegirl pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Just thought I'd throw this in here so sideboob fetishists could stumble on it by accident and get me some extra traffic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cavegirl-pic-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Cavegirl pic 1</image:title><image:caption>And, naturally, none of the girls at school want to know him. Probably because they're seemingly played by 35-year-olds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cavegirl-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cavegirl featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-12T12:03:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/06/deadly-friend-1986-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend pic 7</image:title><image:caption>"Do the truffle shuffle again ya chubby little dick, I dares ya"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Fun fact: Having a robot brain apparently also means your eyes act like digital cameras for some reason</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend pic 5</image:title><image:caption>OH CHRIST, THAT'S HORRIFYING. The statues in that cabinet are ugly as fuck</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Trust me, I'm a doctor... a doctor of LOVE! HAHAHAHA! Seriously, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing here"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Apparently being reanimated means you just go a bit fucking nuts with eyeshadow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Well if this isn't the weirdest new LA Lakers signing I don't know who to believe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadly-friend-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadly Friend featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-27T17:31:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/04/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Taking Of Deborah Logan poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Taking Of Deborah Logan pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Mental note - don't try to feed her spaghetti hoops again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Taking Of Deborah Logan pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Tip: If your hands look like this after digging in the garden, use a fucking spade instead</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Taking Of Deborah Logan pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I just took a look at the script for the third act. You want me to end up doing WHAT?!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Taking Of Deborah Logan pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"But mum, they're Beats by Dre!" Wilma couldn't understand why his son would spend so much money on a pair of headphones</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Taking Of Deborah Logan pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Neighbours fans may recognise the main documentary crewmember - she played Lori Lee back in the day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Taking Of Deborah Logan pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The fail-safe whoopee cushion prank went down a treat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-taking-of-deborah-logan-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Taking Of Deborah Logan featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-11T14:26:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/11/snowpiercer-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snowpiercer-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowpiercer poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snowpiercer-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowpiercer pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Oddly, he's in this storage locker. They keep all their prisoners in there, you see</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snowpiercer-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowpiercer pic 4</image:title><image:caption>I'm not going to show you it here though, because I don't want to spoil anything. Instead, here's Ewen Bremner about to have his arm smashed off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snowpiercer-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowpiercer pic 3</image:title><image:caption>It's also made out of ever-so-slightly shonky CGI, seemingly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snowpiercer-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowpiercer pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Some say Swinton ruins the film because her performance verges on ridiculous. I say those people are petty criminals. I have no way of proving this, mind</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snowpiercer-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowpiercer pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Took me a while to realise this was Chris Evans. But it is, honest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/snowpiercer-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snowpiercer featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T19:39:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/10/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pic 6</image:title><image:caption>You're laughing, but he uses that in the bedroom for some outlandish stuff</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Unseen footage from This Is It suggests Michael Jackson's attempts to hide his face were a little elaborate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pic 4</image:title><image:caption>It's these guys. Right, job done, let's go home</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pic 3</image:title><image:caption>In case you were wondering, Casey Jones doesn't do subtlety</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Even the most dedicated Big Brother fans had to admit this was one of the poorest series yet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-18T03:15:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/09/mental-foreign-film-posters-poland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/terminator_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Terminator Polish poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/returnofthejedi_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Return Of The Jedi Polish poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/raidersofthelostark_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Raiders Of The Lost Ark Polish poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jaws_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jaws_polish_poster</image:title><image:caption>This is the Polish poster for Jaws. Trust me, it's nowhere near as crazy as the other ones in this article.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ghandi_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghandi Polish poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/empirestrikesback_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Empire Strikes Back Polish poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/closeencounters_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Close Encounters Polish poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/young-frankenstein_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young Frankenstein Polish poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/weekend-at-bernies_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Weekend At Bernies Polish poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/twin-peaks_polish_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twin peaks_polish_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-12T06:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/07/pet-sematary-ii-1992-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-2-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary 2 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-2-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary 2 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"I've come to return that Clearasil. Safe to say, it didn't meet my expectations"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-2-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary 2 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Morning! I tried to bring you breakfast in bed but I'm a fucking dog"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-2-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary 2 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The head buyer of B&amp;Q got a little carried away when trying out new products</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-2-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry mate, Photoshop's got a cracking red-eye tool</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-2-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This year's Crufts entrants left a lot to be desired</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-2-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Those Peta bastards had gone too far this time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-2-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary 2 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-07T12:55:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/05/uwantme2killhim-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/uwantme2killhim-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uwantme2killhim poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/uwantme2killhim-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uwantme2killhim?</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, of course it's loaded. I went to great pains jamming the bullets up my arse"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/uwantme2killhim-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uwantme2killhim?</image:title><image:caption>"No mum, I'm looking at animal porn, I promise!" Duncan quickly closed down the Rangers FC website and cleared his history</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/uwantme2killhim-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uwantme2killhim pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Budget cuts at Ryanair meant the take-off procedure had to be revised considerably</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/uwantme2killhim-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uwantme2killhim pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Bob and Joe realised they'd been lied to. Moving to Hull DIDN'T result in a tropical beach lifestyle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/uwantme2killhim-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uwantme2killhim featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T13:45:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/03/pet-sematary-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary pic 6</image:title><image:caption>I mean, look at him. He's such a friendly looking wee prick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Oh, don't look at me like that, you know I love you really</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I mixed up the bottles of conditioner and corrosive acid again, Doc"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Unless he ever needed a 250-foot dartboard, of course</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Well, except for the glowing eyes and angry face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Glasgow Rangers fans had to admit, the state of the turf at Ibrox had seen better days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/pet-sematary-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pet Sematary featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-03T12:59:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/02/the-basement-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-basement-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Basement poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-basement-pic-6.png</image:loc><image:title>The Basement pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Dougie had the feeling the queue to the men's toilet had been infiltrated by an outsider</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-basement-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Basement pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Brilliantly, the new opening credits have a '©2010' message on them, as if this hairstyle would fool anyone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-basement-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Basement pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The new hot sauce Simon had bought certainly had a kick to it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-basement-pic-3.png</image:loc><image:title>The Basement pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Many felt that George Lucas had gone too far by releasing another Star Ward Special Edition with ET as a Jedi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-basement-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Basement pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This was pretty much the look on my face after it was finished</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-basement-pic-1.png</image:loc><image:title>The Basement pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The new hot sauce Simon had bou... fuck, I've done that one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-basement-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Basement featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-02T18:26:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2015/01/01/evil-laugh-1986-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/evil-laugh-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Laugh poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/evil-laugh-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Laugh pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Looks like my pakora's ready"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/evil-laugh-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Laugh pic 3</image:title><image:caption>That's here on the right, taking charge as an attractive young woman tries to get an old banger fired up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/evil-laugh-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Laugh pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I think that gold chain you got me for Christmas was a little too tight, love"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/evil-laugh-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Laugh pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Daisy Duke, Michael Myers and Bruce lee had made it to the final of the 1986 Worst Cosplay Ever contest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/evil-laugh-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Laugh featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-12T05:10:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/12/19/the-babadook-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-babadook-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Babadook poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-babadook-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Babadook pic 5</image:title><image:caption>That horrible feeling when you've just come out of the loo and you hear the ad break ending early</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-babadook-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Babadook pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I'm up here, ya horse's ass"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-babadook-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Babadook pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Cheer up son, it isn't your fault. You did your best</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-babadook-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Babadook pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"See? I told you. This isn't a secret bitcoin mining lair, it's just my fucking cupboard"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-babadook-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Babadook pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"No, it's not a story about three little pigs, it's an allegory designed to teach you a lesson about costs and benefits. You're the dumbest six-year-old ever"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-babadook-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Babadook featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-11T03:09:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/12/11/out-now-that-was-a-bit-mental-volume-2-the-ebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/excited-woman-computer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Excited woman</image:title><image:caption>Alright missus, fucking steady on. It's only a book</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/excited.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Excited man</image:title><image:caption>This can be you if you buy That Was A Bit Mental Volume 2. (Invisible stairway not included)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TWABM 2 cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-11T17:46:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/12/01/the-twabm-advent-calendar-aka-the-25-best-christmas-horror-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/maxresdefault2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rare Exports</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/adventcalendarnew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas horror movies advent calendar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-01T17:03:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/07/25/twabm-vol-1-ebook-free-for-a-limited-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cover.png</image:loc><image:title>cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-24T10:01:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/11/02/the-house-of-him-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-house-of-him-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The House Of Him poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-house-of-him-pic-5.png</image:loc><image:title>The House Of Him pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Excuse me missus, I need to get into the fridge. I'm gasping for a Fanta"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-house-of-him-pic-4.png</image:loc><image:title>The House Of Him pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The Changing Rooms reboot was deemed a little too dark for daytime ITV audiences</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-house-of-him-pic-3.png</image:loc><image:title>The House Of Him pic 3</image:title><image:caption>One of the best scenes in the film, this. Brilliant dialogue perfectly delivered</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-house-of-him-pic-2.png</image:loc><image:title>The House Of Him pic 2</image:title><image:caption>There's a wee lassie outside this door and it's bloody unnerving to say the least</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-house-of-him-pic-1.png</image:loc><image:title>The House Of Him pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I know you just had laser eye surgery Dougie, but you were only supposed to wear an eye patch. I think you're milking it a wee bit"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the-house-of-him-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The House Of Him featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-10T13:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/10/12/gone-girl-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl pic 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Enjoy this smile while you can, because she doesn't do it often.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"These torches are well mint mate, I feel like I'm in the X-Files"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Never mind my t-shirt, your wife is missing. You've got to prioriti- OH WAIT I GET IT NOW, 'NUTS', HAHAHA"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Look, all I'm saying is she had a fat arse. That doesn't mean I popped a cap in it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl pic 2</image:title><image:caption>And wherever she is, does she ever plan on getting her roots done?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I dunno what you're laughing at missus, I've just finished reading the book version and you don't come across well in it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gone-girl-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone Girl poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-12T14:09:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/10/10/the-spanish-chainsaw-massacre-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spanish-chainsaw-massacre-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spanish chainsaw massacre poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spanish-chainsaw-massacre-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spanish chainsaw massacre pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Here's an example. I just took it with my phone camera. I could have grabbed it from the DVD but, inspired by the film, I decided to use as little effort as possible</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spanish-chainsaw-massacre-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spanish chainsaw massacre pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Susan regretted teaching her three-year-old how to  paint</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spanish-chainsaw-massacre-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spanish chainsaw massacre pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spanish-chainsaw-massacre-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spanish chainsaw massacre pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Steve Coogan's new 'sleazy Spanish businessman' disguise wasn't fooling anyone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spanish-chainsaw-massacre-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spanish chainsaw massacre pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"You think I'm a clown? You're the one who's watching this fucking film"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-10T16:17:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/09/26/test-tube-teens-from-the-year-2000-1994-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/test-tube-teens-from-the-year-2000-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/test-tube-teens-from-the-year-2000-pic-5.png</image:loc><image:title>Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Ah, right. Well, those shit sci-fi suits certainly prove it's Full Moon alright</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/test-tube-teens-from-the-year-2000-pic-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>This was the shot that initially made me a little suspicious</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/test-tube-teens-from-the-year-2000-pic-3.png</image:loc><image:title>Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Look Mr Mercury, I know you've done this drag thing before but I'm new to it so stop taking the piss out of my hair"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/test-tube-teens-from-the-year-2000-pic-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>No, not him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/test-tube-teens-from-the-year-2000-pic-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The low-budget remake of The Big Bang Theory was lacking a certain something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/test-tube-teens-from-the-year-2000-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Test Tube Teens From The Year 2000 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-26T16:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/09/13/critters-1986-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/critters_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>critters_poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/critters_pic5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Critters pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Or alien bounty hunters turning up with fucking massive guns, incidentally</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/critters_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Critters 4</image:title><image:caption>If I didn't know any better I'd say those coconuts ere past their sell-by date</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/critters_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Critters pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Here one of the Crites encounters a stuffed E.T. toy then rips it to shreds. Steady on, mate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/critters_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>critters_pic2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/critters_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Critters pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Shallow as it is to say it, Cheryl Cole just doesn't look that great without her makeup on</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/critters_featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>critters_featured</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-14T15:00:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/31/puppet-master-ii-1991-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/puppet-master-2-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 2 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/puppet-master-2-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 2 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"They said to me, 'Amanda, that's ridiculous, you'll look like a plastic man'. I said 'maybe I want to look like a plastic man you dick'"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/puppet-master-2-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Well, more fucked than they already look , that is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/puppet-master-2-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Go ahead punk, make my OH CHRIST MY FLESH IS BUBBLING YOU CLEARLY WEREN'T EU APPROVED"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/puppet-master-2-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Amanda Holden's latest cosmetic surgery was deemed a step too far</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/puppet-master-2-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master 2 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-03T19:10:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/09/03/puppet-master-iii-toulons-revenge-1991-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/puppet-master-3-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppet master 3 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/puppet-master-3-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppet master 3 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>The exact moment the inventor of the Slinky had his revelation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/puppet-master-3-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppet master 3 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"My God, he's got six arms. And yet I bet he only has one arse"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/puppet-master-3-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppet master 3 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Oh. Right. Well, he's clearly a Nazi then</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/puppet-master-3-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppet master 3 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Calista Flockhart had been a recluse ever since Ally McBeal ended</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/puppet-master-3-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppet master 3 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Or Pinhead's... um, pinhead</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/puppet-master-3-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppet master 3 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-03T19:07:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/08/18/major-league-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screenshot-lrg-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 9</image:title><image:caption>And these don't look like the sort of fans who are up for moving to Miami</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-pic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-pic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 7</image:title><image:caption>Case in point</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Hayes buys himself 100 pairs of gloves at the start of the season, and promises to pin one up on his living room wall every time he steals a base. That's how much of a cocky prick he is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 5</image:title><image:caption>The fact she has a haircut slightly similar to that of a young Thatcher is purely coincidental, I'm sure</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"There's the wanker who's marrying my missus"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Here's Cerrano and Jobu just chilling out. Please don't fuck with them</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Ah, Charlie. Young Charlie, you bloody heart-throb, before all your nonsense</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/major-league-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Major League pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Not necessarily wearing the same outfits though, you understand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-02T17:48:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/08/13/one-hour-photo-2002-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/c4203-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Hour Photo pic 6</image:title><image:caption>One thing's for sure - this is a performance that will stick with you for a long time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/c4203-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Hour Photo pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's certainly one way of taking your work home with you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/one-hour-photo-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Hour Photo poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/one-hour-photo-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Hour Photo pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Although it's a horror film, it's more psychological in nature. This dream sequence is the only truly gruesome moment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/one-hour-photo-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Hour Photo pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Even though, in reality, he was suffering on the inside</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/one-hour-photo-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Hour Photo pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The quality of the pieces at the Tate Modern was definitely slipping</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/one-hour-photo-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>"Apparently a decade from now people will call this a selfie and pretend it's a new thing"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/one-hour-photo-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One Hour Photo featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-13T17:36:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/07/25/the-godsend-1980-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-godsend-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Godsend poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-godsend-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Godsend pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Pleasence you cow, what have you done to this not-very-believable family?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-godsend-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Godsend pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Spoilers - I'm a knob"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-godsend-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Godsend pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Are you sure it isn't just a massive shite you're needing, missus?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-godsend-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Godsend pic 1</image:title><image:caption>She couldn't possibly be involved. She's so innocent looki- oh, that's interesting. My eyes appear to be melting off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-godsend-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Godsend featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-25T16:57:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/07/14/sin-city-2005-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/trev-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trev-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sin-city-poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sin City poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sin-city-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sin City poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sin-city-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sin City pic 5</image:title><image:caption>There's also a brief prologue based on the short story The Customer Is Always Right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sin-city-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sin City pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Fun fact: if Sin City was set in London this would be considered a "spacious studio flat" and the rent would be £700 a month</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sin-city-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sin City pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This was pretty much the look on his face when it was suggested to him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sin-city-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sin City pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Sloppy Bob swore he would never eat a boiled egg again before going out on a date</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sin-city-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sin City pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Say Gosford Park was shite one more time mate, I dare you"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sin-city-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sin City featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-14T18:00:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/07/04/troll-1986-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/troll-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/troll-pic-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Troll pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Here's Harry Potter. Look, just trust me, it is. I know he isn't being played by that prick with glasses but seriously</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/troll-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Jerry, do us a favour and give us my drawers over. I'm dressed like a fucking shrub here"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/troll-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Why are you in this film?" "Because midgets"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/troll-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It was safe to say this was the most intense shite Jack Black had ever had</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/troll-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T17:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/06/30/111111-2011-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/11-11-11-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11-11-11 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/11-11-11-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Wonder where they got that idea from</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/11-11-11-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>And believe it or not, this isn't a remake of The Expendables</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/11-11-11-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Bob's husband didn't like the way he kept track of their sexual activity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/11-11-11-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>"The damn sign said 'GIVE WAY', not 'run me the fuck over', you jackass"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/11-11-11-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11-11-11 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-30T18:29:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/06/13/jason-x-2001-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-x-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason X poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-x-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason X pic 5</image:title><image:caption>This is Kay-Em 14. She's a robot. She's probably the only really shit character in this film, sadly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-x-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason X pic 4</image:title><image:caption>And, naturally, it wouldn't be a Friday The 13th film if Jason didn't lose his mask at some point</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-x-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason X pic 3</image:title><image:caption>A couple of bloody slappers, honestly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-x-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason X pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"You're kidding me. I don't even like flying, mate"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-x-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason X pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Keep an eye out for director David Cronenberg, who appears (and dies) in this early scene</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-x-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason X featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-13T18:40:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/06/03/jason-goes-to-hell-the-final-friday-1993-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-goes-to-hell-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Goes To Hell poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-goes-to-hell-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Goes To Hell pic 5</image:title><image:caption>It would actually be another decade before Freddy vs Jason became a reality, because of the struggle to find a decent script. Bit late for that, lads</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-goes-to-hell-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Goes To Hell pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Iron Man's latest suit redesign left a lot to be desired</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-goes-to-hell-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Goes To Hell pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This is Jason, believe it or not. And yes, I really wish I didn't</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-goes-to-hell-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Goes To Hell pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Christ, is it me or did it get a bit warm all of a sudden? Alan, stick that fan on, mate"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-goes-to-hell-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Goes To Hell pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Don't look shocked, mate. Given how shit the film gets, being blown into tiny bits is probably the best thing that could happen to you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jason-goes-to-hell-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Goes To Hell featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-18T01:33:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/06/02/friday-the-13th-part-viii-jason-takes-manhattan-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/friday-the-13th-part-viii-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VIII poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/friday-the-13th-part-viii-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VIII pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Get it? As in card sharks. Because they're playing poker. Look, don't look at me like that, I'm giving you fucking gold here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/friday-the-13th-part-viii-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VIII pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Oh, and it involves his mask coming off again for the umpteenth time in the series. We get it mate, you've got a face for radio</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/friday-the-13th-part-viii-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VIII pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Tell you what, he's getting his bloody money's worth from that hockey mask</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/friday-the-13th-part-viii-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VIII pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/friday-the-13th-part-viii-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VIII pic 1</image:title><image:caption>And let's not forget the classic harpoon gun, of course</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/friday-the-13th-part-viii-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VIII featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-27T15:54:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/12/07/friday-the-13th-part-vii-the-new-blood-1988-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13thpart7_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13thpart7_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm. Hope you've got a fucking good chiropractor, mate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13thpart7_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Look, when you've already died four times you're allowed to look shit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13thpart7_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Sure, she looks all happy now, but piss her off and you'll be soaring through the air</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13thpart7_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood pic 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-02T17:09:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/04/23/puppet-master-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/puppet-master-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/puppet-master-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Here's Blade (the puppet, not the vampire) and Pinhead (the puppet, not the Hellraiser villain).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/puppet-master-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The bored puppets make him perform sexual favours on them to pass the time. Okay, not really</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/puppet-master-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Hey, still, she's worth it, right fella? Fella? Oh, right, you're dead</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/puppet-master-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Blade also has tiny drills in his eyes. Just in case the hook and knife he has for hands don't get the job done</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/puppet-master-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puppet Master featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-16T10:15:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/29/phantasm-1979-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/phantasm-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantasm poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/phantasm-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantasm pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Don't try figuring out why this bizarre red planet features. It gets explained in later movies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/phantasm-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantasm pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Here's the Tall Man. He's a nasty bugger and no mistake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/phantasm-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantasm pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The infamous killer ball. A hell of an idea by director Don Coscarelli</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/phantasm-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantasm pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The mortuary set looks amazing, with marble-like walls. Top work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/phantasm-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantasm pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Why do the Tall Man's fingers still move after they've been cut off? And why is his blood yellow?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/phantasm-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantasm featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-26T12:32:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/23/the-tenant-2012-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-tenant-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tenant poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-tenant-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tenant pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's original</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-tenant-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tenant pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-tenant-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tenant pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It's a nice house though eh? Sorry, that's all I've got. This film really is that dull</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-tenant-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tenant featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-tenant-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tenant pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Just look at the prick. The baby's the most convincing actor there</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-23T20:07:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/21/avp-alien-vs-predator-2004-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/avp-alien-vs-predator-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AVP Alien vs Predator poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/avp-alien-vs-predator-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AVP Alien vs Predator pic 5</image:title><image:caption>When it came to giving PowerPoint presentations, Rupert didn't fuck around</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/avp-alien-vs-predator-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AVP Alien vs Predator pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Now that's just showing off. Stop it mate, this is serious business</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/avp-alien-vs-predator-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AVP Alien vs Predator pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Do you ever get the feeling someone's watchiOH CHRIST MY BRAINS ARE ON THE FLOOR"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/avp-alien-vs-predator-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AVP Alien vs Predator pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Don't look at me like that, mate. It wasn't my idea</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/avp-alien-vs-predator-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AVP Alien vs Predator pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Either that's an Alien egg or this is the most intimidating gloryhole I've ever visited</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/avp-alien-vs-predator-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AVP Alien vs Predator featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-21T17:14:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/13/the-attic-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-attic-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Attic poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-attic-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Attic pic 5</image:title><image:caption>This is the start of the babysitter's death. I won't spoil how it ends though</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-attic-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Attic pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Okay, I'll just tell you. He's in the attic. I know, I know, spoilers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-attic-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Attic pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Look! Champ from Anchorman's in it! Sure, he's only in it for five minutes and things don't go too well for him but still... WHAMMY</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-attic-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Attic pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Cheer up missus, I promise you it's good. Look, you're even in it, so of course you'll bloody like it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-attic-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Attic pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This ladder puts in a bloody convincing performance as a ladder too</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-attic-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Attic featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-21T00:56:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/22/suspiria-1977-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/suspiria-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspiria poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/suspiria-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspiria featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/suspiria-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspiria 5</image:title><image:caption>OH MY GOD SHE'S BEEN STABBED AND HUNG IN THE MOST HORRIF-oh, that's some lovely architecture there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/suspiria-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspiria 4</image:title><image:caption>Here's Suzy. As you can see, she's the inquisitive sort</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/suspiria-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspiria 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/suspiria-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspiria 2</image:title><image:caption>Director Dario Argento's surname is Italian for 'silver', but given his love of red in this film it's a shame he isn't called Dario Rosso</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/suspiria-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suspiria 1</image:title><image:caption>Have you ever seen a film that looks like this? Don't lie, you big liar you</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T01:22:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/09/nick-fury-agent-of-shield-1998-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nick-fury-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Fury poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nick-fury-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Fury pic 5</image:title><image:caption>David wasn't exactly delighted when the colonel started playing re-runs of Britain's Got Talent on the Control Room's big screen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nick-fury-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Fury pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Yup, that's an evil lab alright. You can tell by all the coils. Evil as fuck, them</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nick-fury-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Fury pic 3</image:title><image:caption>You're supposed to exhale, mate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nick-fury-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Fury pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Cheer up missus, I thought it was funny</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nick-fury-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Fury pic 1</image:title><image:caption>You can tell she's evil because she's got a quirky haircut and a weird guy with no face standing in the background</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nick-fury-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick Fury featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-12T04:37:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/04/mental-foreign-film-posters-ghana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ghana.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghana featured image</image:title><image:caption>Like this one for The Spy Who Loved Me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-spy-who-love-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Spy Who Loved Me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-mummy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Mummy 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/poltergeist-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poltergeist 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/planet-terror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Planet Terror</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/matrix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Matrix</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/leprechaun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leprechaun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/hostel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hostel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/from-dusk-till-dawn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>From Dusk Till Dawn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fright-night.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fright Night</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-04T13:42:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/05/02/my-bloody-valentine-1981-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/my-bloody-valentine-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Bloody Valentine poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/my-bloody-valentine-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Bloody Valentine pic 4</image:title><image:caption>No wonder - it doesn't exactly look like Party Central.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/my-bloody-valentine-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Bloody Valentine pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Sigh. Fucking amateur hour at Tesco's butcher department yet again"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/my-bloody-valentine-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Bloody Valentine pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Morning!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/my-bloody-valentine-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Bloody Valentine pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry kids, you don't end up dying in a horribly gruesome way. Well, some of you don't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/my-bloody-valentine-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Bloody Valentine featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-02T18:31:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/04/29/killers-from-space-1954-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/killers-from-space-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killers From Space poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/killers-from-space-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killers From Space pic 5</image:title><image:caption>These are the aliens. Yes, seriously. Stop laughing, this is fucking serious</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/killers-from-space-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killers From Space pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Oh Jesus Christ! It's the biggest video wall I've ever seen! I'm DOOMED"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/killers-from-space-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killers From Space pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Do you ever get the feeling someone's watching you?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/killers-from-space-pic-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Killers From Space pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It's pretty intense observation, to be fair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/killers-from-space-pic-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Killers From Space pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The latest Miley Cyrus video didn't impress Steve too much</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/killers-from-space-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killers From Space featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-29T18:00:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/04/28/robocop-3-1993-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-3-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 3 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-3-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 3 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"I don't know about you, but this is certainly the oddest wedding I've been involved in"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-3-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 3 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Look! ED-209's back! It's not really explained how or why, but shut up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-3-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 3 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The winners of Detroit's Most Diverse Pop Band 1993 pose for their album cover</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-3-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 3 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Look, I'm called Robocop, not Robomalemodel. Back the fuck off"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-3-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 3 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"If you kids don't stop throwing bags of shit at my house I'm going to rip your lungs out"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-3-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 3 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-28T18:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/04/25/robocop-2-1990-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-2-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 2 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-2-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 2 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>This is Robocop 2. It's got that classic video game boss trait - a giant X on its chest which might just be pointing out its weak spot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-2-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Okay, okay, you've got my fucking nose. Christ almighty, you always take this game too fucking far"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-2-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Seriously mate, you should get that checked out, it might be infected"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-2-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Not only that, he keeps falling for the old "shaken Coke can" trick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/robocop-2-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 2 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-06T07:11:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/04/11/scooby-doo-wrestlemania-mystery-2014-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scooby-doo-wrestlemania-mystery-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scooby-doo-wrestlemania-mystery-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"If that speccy cow says another racial slur I'm going to fill her with buckshot, bah gawd." "No sir, you're mistaken, she keeps saying 'jinkies'"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scooby-doo-wrestlemania-mystery-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"LIKE ZOINKS SCOOB!" You know, because he says that all the time and that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scooby-doo-wrestlemania-mystery-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery pic 2</image:title><image:caption>No Undertaker though. It's almost as if they knew he was going to bottle it at the real-life Wrestlemania</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scooby-doo-wrestlemania-mystery-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"And I'm the have sex with a village guy"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/scooby-doo-wrestlemania-mystery-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scooby Doo Wrestlemania Mystery featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T18:43:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/04/04/bad-channels-1992-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bad-channels-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Channels poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bad-channels-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Channels featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bad-channels-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Channels 4</image:title><image:caption>Yup, that's more or less the reaction I'd have too</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bad-channels-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Channels 3</image:title><image:caption>Here's one of the aliens. He's supported by an odd robot thing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bad-channels-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Channels 2</image:title><image:caption>And if all that doesn't qualify as A Bit Mental™ then I'd love to know what the fuck you're smoking</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bad-channels-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad Channels 1</image:title><image:caption>Which is surprising, considering he clearly looks like such a trustworthy chap</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T16:24:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/25/arcade-1993-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arcade-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arcade poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arcade-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arcade pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's Seth Green! Dressed like a complete fanny!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arcade-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arcade pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Here's the map screen. It's not exactly Dark Souls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arcade-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Here's Arcade, the game's villain. Looks like a Transformer having a stroke</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arcade-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arcade pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Where am I?" "You're in a room..." "CAREFUL, TEAM"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arcade-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arcade pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arcade-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arcade featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-25T18:29:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/24/dolls-1987-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dolls-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolls poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dolls-featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolls featured image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dolls-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolls 5</image:title><image:caption>Oh, and this is her teddy bear. No wonder her parents don't like her</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dolls-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolls 4</image:title><image:caption>"Thanks for the birthday present, grandma. I hope you don't mind too much if I immediately throw it into an incinerator and send it back to Hell"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dolls-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolls 3</image:title><image:caption>The 64th series of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares lacked the impact of earlier episodes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dolls-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolls 2</image:title><image:caption>This is the closest the film comes to imitating the image on the poster</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dolls-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolls 1</image:title><image:caption>Yup, this was pretty much my reaction every time I saw it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-24T18:36:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/21/robocop-1987-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/robocop-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/robocop-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/robocop-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 4</image:title><image:caption>Richard O'Brien's reboot of The Crystal Maze took things a bit too far every time contestants reached the Futuristic Zone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/robocop-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 3</image:title><image:caption>The 'ED' stands for 'Eat Distinctlylargequantitiesofbullets'. I don't know what the 209 stands for: I didn't build the fucking thing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/robocop-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 2</image:title><image:caption>He's got a pretty mouth too. A pretty mouth and a fetching chinstrap</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/robocop-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robocop 1</image:title><image:caption>"Right, I'm fucking leaving. I told you not to try and post any more letters through my eye slot but you did it anyway, ya prick"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-12T04:44:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/03/the-twabm-ebook-sale-now-on/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-21T21:05:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/20/this-little-three-minute-film-will-make-you-defecate-profusely/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-20T17:24:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/17/alice-sweet-alice-1976-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alice-sweet-alice-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Sweet Alice poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alice-sweet-alice-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Sweet Alice pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alice-sweet-alice-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Sweet Alice pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I knew I shouldn't have swapped that fucking mirror. My hair's a mess now"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alice-sweet-alice-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Sweet Alice pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"And don't you fucking come back unless you plan on trick or treating as a more conventional, recognisable character"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alice-sweet-alice-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Sweet Alice pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I really wish mum hadn't traded our mirror in for this holy painting. I can barely do my hair now"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alice-sweet-alice-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Sweet Alice pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's Brooke Shields! Don't get too excited - she's about to peg it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/alice-sweet-alice-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alice Sweet Alice featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-17T18:04:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/12/phantom-of-the-paradise-1974-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise feat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise 7</image:title><image:caption>Maybe the fact Swan's record label is called Death Records should have been a hint it wasn't exactly the most ethically-run company</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise 5</image:title><image:caption>He actually gets Winslow to sign the contract in blood. As if that's above board</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise 4</image:title><image:caption>This is Beef. What he lacks in subtlety he packs in comedy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise 3</image:title><image:caption>The Phantom couldn't believe it when the chap in the cubicle next to him started whistling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise 2</image:title><image:caption>"I take your point, Steve. I'll put it on the record. Anything else you want to put on the table? By which I also mean the record"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/phantom-of-the-paradise-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phantom Of The Paradise 1</image:title><image:caption>These are the Juicy Fruits. Dig their fresh beasts, daddio. Or something</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T18:32:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/09/11/911/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/911pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9/11 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The Naudet brother in the streets was even closer than this when the first building collapsed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/911pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9/11 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The footage inside the building is unsettling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/911pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9/11 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This footage was one of the only shots of the first plane crash</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/911pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9/11 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Some of the early scenes feature some ominous shots like this one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/911poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9/11 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-07T19:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/05/the-killers-1964-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-killers-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Killers poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-killers-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Killers pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Here's Sheila. Don't like her too much, she might be bad. Or she might not. Or she might GAAAAAAH WHAT'S HER BLOODY SECRET</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-killers-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Killers pic 4</image:title><image:caption>And no, it's not Johnny. Because he was shot at the start of the film, remember</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-killers-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Killers pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Nancy, I bought these front row seats so you wouldn't have to bring those fucking binoculars"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-killers-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Killers pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Here's how Lee Marvin has a normal conversation with a random person</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-killers-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Killers pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I know you like to be unfashionably early George, but the party doesn't start until three months from now"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-killers-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Killers featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T19:21:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/03/the-burning-1981-video-nasty-review-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-burning-featured-pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Burning featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-burning-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Burning poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-burning-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Burning pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Benefit Street had a more adverse effect on some viewers than others</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-burning-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Burning pic 5</image:title><image:caption>The skull took it personally and has undergone counselling ever since</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-burning-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Burning pic 4</image:title><image:caption>In the blue and white shirt - Jason "George from Seinfeld" Alexander. In the blue shirt - Holly "Holly Hunter" Hunter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-burning-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Burning pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Don't look at me like that missus, I'm telling you it bloody works</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-burning-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Burning pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Calm down mate, this is long before Miramax started making Scary Movie films</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-burning-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Burning pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It was the worst tomato juice Bob had ever tried</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T19:03:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/03/01/before-they-were-famous-40-big-name-actors-and-their-horror-film-pasts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/amy-adams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amy Adams</image:title><image:caption>Who's this? Find out below.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/before-they-were-famous-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Before They Were Famous featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jason-alexander-in-the-burning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Alexander in The Burning</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/renee-zellweger-in-texas-chainsaw-massacre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Renee Zellweger in Texas Chainsaw Massacre</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/paul-walker-in-monster-in-the-closet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul Walker in Monster In The Closet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/matthew-mcconaughey-in-texas-chainsaw-massacre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matthew McConaughey in Texas Chainsaw Massacre</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/viggo-mortenson-in-leatherface.png</image:loc><image:title>Viggo Mortenson in Leatherface</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tom-hanks-in-he-knows-youre-alone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Hanks in He Knows You're Alone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/steve-mcqueen-in-the-blob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve McQueen in The Blob</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sharon-stone-in-deadly-blessing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharon Stone in Deadly Blessing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-01T05:02:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/27/doctor-mordrid-1992-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/doctor-mordrid-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor Mordrid poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/doctor-mordrid-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor Mordrid pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The stop-motion effects here are pretty good, make no bones about it. BONES! HAHAHAHA look, I've had a busy day at work, just fucking drop it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/doctor-mordrid-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor Mordrid pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This is Kabal. As you can see, he looks like a bit of a knob</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/doctor-mordrid-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor Mordrid pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Either this is Doctor Mordrid or it's the worst pop video I've ever seen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/doctor-mordrid-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doctor Mordrid featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-27T19:22:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/19/robot-wars-1993-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/robot-wars-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robot Wars poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/robot-wars-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robot Wars pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"MEGA ROBOT 1 IS BACK IN THIS MOTHERFU - actually, I'm concerned by the weak leg support here"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/robot-wars-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robot Wars pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Are you kidding? Of COURSE I know how to ride a bike. I've been doing that since I was, like, five"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/robot-wars-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robot Wars pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Concentrate, Stumpy. If the viewer sees how serious we are they might not notice the shite bluescreen effects"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/robot-wars-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robot Wars featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/robot-wars-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robot Wars pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Fuck, I just remembered, this ISN'T the beach that doesn't have the big robot scorpion in it. Let's go there instead"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-07T06:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/18/hideous-1997-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hideous-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hideous poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hideous-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hideous pic 4</image:title><image:caption>That's not a regulation Major League Baseball outfit. Back to the locker room, asshole</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hideous-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hideous pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Usually the mutants are kept in the shadows like this, so you can't get a good look look at how shit they are</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hideous-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hideous pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Come on missus, get your bloody kit on</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hideous-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hideous pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I think your pickled onions have gone off, mate"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hideous-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hideous featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-18T17:54:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/13/the-amityville-asylum-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-amityville-asylum-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Amityville Asylum poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-amityville-asylum-pic-5.png</image:loc><image:title>The Amityville Asylum pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-amityville-asylum-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Amityville Asylum pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Just like this guy did! Hope that comes out in the wash</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-amityville-asylum-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Amityville Asylum pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"This is a really important scene, so as the director I think it would be best if I put the camera as far away as fucking possible without them looking like ants"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-amityville-asylum-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Amityville Asylum pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Calm down love, it isn't as bad as that. Actually, hang on. *reads the rest of the review* Right, turns out it is, actually.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-amityville-asylum-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Amityville Asylum pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This is the motion picture equivalent of filming something in portrait mode on your phone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-amityville-asylum-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Amityville Asylum featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T01:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/10/black-christmas-1974-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/black-christmas-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Christmas poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/black-christmas-pic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Christmas pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"Look, if you call me Mushroom Head one more time I'm never coming back"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/black-christmas-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Christmas pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/black-christmas-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Christmas pic 3</image:title><image:caption>One day, she swore, she'll catch those kids who kept leaving glowing penis wreaths on the door</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/black-christmas-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Christmas pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"You know chief, these phones would probably be a lot more useful if they were further apart"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/black-christmas-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Christmas pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'bag lady', I suppose</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/black-christmas-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black Christmas featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T17:53:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/09/frost-2012-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frost_7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frost pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Oooh, what's that out the window?" "Dunno, but let's definitely not more the camera over and actually film it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frost-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frost poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frost-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frost pic 3</image:title><image:caption>To be fair, sometimes they stand in front of a red light. That's about as exciting as it gets, really</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frost-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frost pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Well, they were certainly right - Gillette's new razor really did provide the closest shave yet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frost-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frost pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frost-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frost featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-09T14:22:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/09/help-fill-in-the-twabm-survey-and-share-your-thoughts-on-the-site/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-09T02:35:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/05/hellgate-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hellgate_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hellgate poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hellgate_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hellgate featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hellgate_5.png</image:loc><image:title>Hellgate pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hellgate_4.png</image:loc><image:title>Hellgate pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Come on missus, that's ridiculous. The poor man down there must think you're taking the piss</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hellgate_3.png</image:loc><image:title>Hellgate pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It's an evil turtle, you see. Don't expect me to explain it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hellgate_2.png</image:loc><image:title>Hellgate pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This is an evil mutated goldfish. I don't know why, it just is. Get off my back</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hellgate_1.png</image:loc><image:title>Hellgate pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Why are you here? I don't understand. Please go away, the people of Hellgate don't want you</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-27T16:39:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/02/banshee-chapter-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bansheechapter_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Banshee Chapter poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bansheechapter_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Banshee Chapter featuered pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bansheechapter_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Banshee Chapter pic 4</image:title><image:caption>SHIT! Right, that's probably a wee bit creepier than the last one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bansheechapter_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Banshee Chapter pic 3</image:title><image:caption>JESUS! Right, that's definitely the creepiest of the bunch. Wonder if they can get even dodiger</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bansheechapter_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Banshee Chapter pic 2</image:title><image:caption>FUCKSAKES! Right, that's enough of that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bansheechapter_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Banshee Chapter pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Boom! Like this one. I told you, innit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-02T15:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/02/01/blood-glacier-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blood_glacier_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Glacier poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blood_glacier_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Glacier featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blood_glacier_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Glacier pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"There, I've done it. Next time, pop your own fucking zits"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blood_glacier_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Glacier pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Fabien Barthez was livid at his new barber's shaving technique</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blood_glacier_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Glacier pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"There was this big glacier, you see, and it was covered in... oh, you've already heard"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-22T02:08:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/31/hey-you-fund-worrying-drakes-next-film-or-i-will-hunt-you-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/worrying-drake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worrying Drake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T19:04:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/30/alien-resurrection-1997-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien_resurrection_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Resurrection poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien_resurrection_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Resurrection featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien_resurrection_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Resurrection pic 4</image:title><image:caption>WHAT IN THE REALM OF ALL THAT IS FUCK IS THIS THING</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien_resurrection_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Resurrection pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Ryder? I nearly crushed her! HAHAHA I bet you've never heard that one before, love"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien_resurrection_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Resurrection pic 2</image:title><image:caption>See the resemblance? You shouldn't. Go and see a doctor, you're clearly mad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien_resurrection_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Resurrection pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Sinead O'Connor's pre-gig ritual was unorthodox, to say the least</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-07-03T17:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/29/the-creeps-1997-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thecreeps_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Creeps poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thecreeps_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Creeps featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thecreeps_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Creeps pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thecreeps_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Creeps pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Cheer up missus, you've got a face like a smacked arse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thecreeps_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Creeps pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's Dracula! Um, except something's not quite right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thecreeps_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Creeps pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Because let's face it, a dinky Frankenstein and Mummy just won't do</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T16:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/26/alien-3-1992-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien3_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien 3 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien3_pic4.png</image:loc><image:title>Alien 3 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>She should have given a thumbs up at the end. That's how Arnie would have done it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien3_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien 3 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Listen missus, it sounded like a good metaphor at the time and I can't be bothered changing it now, so don't look confused like that. Besides, you've got bigger shite to worry about</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien3_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien 3 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Even Bishop can't handle it. Look at him, he doesn't know whether he's coming or going (mind you, given the gooey shit fluid around him it's probably the former)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien3_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien 3 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>No longer solely confined to puppetry or a man in a suit, this time the Alien is occasionally created with early CGI. It looks ropey as fuck though, especially when you watch it on Blu-ray</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/alien3_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien 3 featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-13T12:02:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/22/monika-a-wrong-way-to-die-2012-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/monika_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoniKa poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/monika_featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoniKa featured</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/monika_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoniKa pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Splash tomato soup on me again mother fucker, I dare you"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/monika_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoniKa pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that's exactly the sort of "whaaaaaaat" face I was thinking of</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/monika_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoniKa pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Here's the sister in question. She's usually in a better mood, mind</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/monika_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MoniKa pic 4</image:title><image:caption>She also played Areola, the naked transfer student, in Not Another Teen Movie. But that's not important just now</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-22T18:29:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/12/ghostwatch-1992/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ghostwatch10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghostwatch pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/1992-ghostwatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghostwatch pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Can you spot the ghostly figure of Pipes?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ghostwatch3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghostwatch pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ghostwatch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghostwatch cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T00:41:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/18/evil-never-dies-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/evil_never_dies_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Never Dies poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/evil_never_dies_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Never Dies pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This is Angela, a fellow psychic who's so dull I just had to look her name up again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/evil_never_dies_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Never Dies pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I can assure you there bloody well WAS harm done"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/evil_never_dies_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Never Dies pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Come on sir, you know what they say: one up the bum, no harm done"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/evil_never_dies_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Never Dies featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-18T17:44:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/16/hellcomestofrogtown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bet0lalcvm9u4i1dbrctmecjyj9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hell Comes To Frogtown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hctft_shot3l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hell Comes To Frogtown pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Al Pacino was looking a little worse for wear</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hell-comes-to-frogtown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hell Comes To Frogtown pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"So I basically have to go around shagging everyone? That seems a bit... convenient"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hell_comes_to_frogtown_post.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hell Comes To Frogtown poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T17:23:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/15/heretic-2012-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/heretic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heretic pic 4</image:title><image:caption>If you're expecting that doll to turn its head, don't worry: it doesn't</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/heretic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heretic pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Lonely is the man who has to deal with confessions from dog-fiddlers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/heretic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heretic pic 2</image:title><image:caption>If this were a Hollywood film, that photo frame would be CGI and the vase behind it would be played by Kevin Costner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/heretic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heretic pic 3</image:title><image:caption>If that isn't enough, an annoying policeman is investigating both suicides and seems to think James is involved</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/heretic_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heretic poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/heretic_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heretic featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T12:09:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/14/nazis-at-the-center-of-the-earth-2012-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nazisatthecenter_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nazis At The Center Of The Earth poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nazisatthecenter_feat.png</image:loc><image:title>Nazis At The Center Of The Earth featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nazisatthecenter_3.png</image:loc><image:title>Nazis At The Center Of The Earth pic 3</image:title><image:caption>What in the shit is this? Read on, I'll explain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nazisatthecenter_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nazis At The Center Of The Earth pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Oh dear. This just won't do at all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nazisatthecenter_1.png</image:loc><image:title>Nazis At The Center Of The Earth pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Well, it gives a whole new meaning to facemask treatments</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nazisatthecenter_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nazis At The Center Of The Earth pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Dominique Swain may still be a looker, but she certainly ain't no actor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-14T17:01:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/13/halloween-resurrection-2002-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_resurrection4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween Resurrection pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, I'm hanging upside down like an idiot but at this point nothing surprises me"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_resurrection5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween Resurrection pic 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_resurrection3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween Resurrection pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I'm in an asylum and even I think that's an insane explanation"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_resurrection2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween Resurrection pic 3</image:title><image:caption>I know he needs a haircut but that's a tad severe, Mick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_resurrection1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween Resurrection pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Look, part of my rapper persona is to stand up against white oppression, and this muthafucka's about as white as it gets"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_resurrection_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween Resurrection poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_resurrection_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween Resurrection featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T07:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/16/thelostworld/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lostworld_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost World pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"I'll have a cone and a packet of salt &amp; vinegar please"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lostworld_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost World pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"That's nothing, you should see the size of my sister"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lostworld_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost World pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Before we camp out tonight, I have to warn you all that </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lostworld_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost World poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T13:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/19/jurassicpark3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jp3c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park III pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"No, Mister Ranger sir, I definitely wasn't starting a fire in the park. I... um... oh, this is awkward"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jp3b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park III pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The prehistoric flasher strikes again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jp3a.png</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park III pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, you're right, there is some sort of mark on your back. Have you been rolling around in the grass or something?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jp3_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jurassic Park III poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T13:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/07/frost-2012-uk-trailer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/frost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frost</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T00:42:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/06/13/the-diary-of-anne-frank-2009/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/article-1104752-02ec16fe000005dc-42_468x322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Diary Of Anne Frank pic 3</image:title><image:caption>I can't even laugh at them being in the rain because it's all so depressing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/annefrank460.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Diary Of Anne Frank pic 2</image:title><image:caption>I mean, it's a film about a real-life girl who died when she was a teen. How can you joke about that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/anne_frank_1235420c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Diary Of Anne Frank pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It's difficult writing jokey captions about a film like this. Go on, try it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/anne.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Diary Of Anne Frank cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-02-06T21:30:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/08/05/the-tunnel-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-tunnel4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tunnel pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Fuck, you've filmed it all blurry. There's no way You've Been Framed will use this shite"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-tunnel3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tunnel pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-tunnel2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tunnel pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-tunnel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tunnel pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Well, maybe if you weren't with Vodafone then you might have a bloody signal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-tunnel-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Tunnel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T19:49:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/04/scream-bloody-murder-2000/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/trevorhalf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trevorhalf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/skull.png</image:loc><image:title>skull</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halfskull.png</image:loc><image:title>halfskull</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/001530_35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bloody murder_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bloody-murder-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bloody-murder-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bloody_murder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody Murder cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-11T13:56:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/11/that-was-a-bit-mental-in-2014-onwards-and-upwards/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-11T01:17:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/10/halloween-h20-20-years-later-1998-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_h20_feat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween H20 featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_h20_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween H20 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_h20_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween H20 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's Janet Leigh with the car from Psycho!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_h20_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween H20 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I really need to take back that mirror"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_h20_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween H20 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Oh, and LL Cool J's in there too for some reason</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween_h20_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween H20 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>That means you, Hartnett. Deal with it</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-10T18:21:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/09/sleepaway-camp-iii-teenage-wasteland-1989-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp3_featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp III featured</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp3_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp III poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp3_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp III pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"How's it hangin'? HA HA HA GUFFAW CHORT-oh, he's dead"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp3_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp III pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"That's the last time I take out the bins at the Quicksand Shack"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp3_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp III pic 1</image:title><image:caption>She's wearing a wig, you see. She hasn't aged twenty years or anything</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-13T11:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/05/sleepaway-camp-ii-unhappy-campers-1988-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepaway_camp2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp 2 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Ah, the old "cutting the tongue out" trick. Classic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp2_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp 2 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp2_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp 2 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The deleted scenes from The Exorcist show how shit it could have been</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp2_feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp 2 featured</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp2_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Hmm. This is familiar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp2_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It was the worst massage Susan had ever had</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleepawaycamp2_1.png</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>That's Angela in the middle, played by Pamela Springsteen. As for the girl on the right, see any family resemblance? Read on...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-09T17:27:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/08/halloween-the-curse-of-michael-myers-1995-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween6_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween The Curse Of Michael Myers poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween6_featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween The Curse Of Michael Myers featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween6_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween The Curse Of Michael Myers pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Fuck me, this script is shite" - Donald Pleasence after filming (probably)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween6_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween The Curse Of Michael Myers pic 5</image:title><image:caption>One of the few saving graces is this nod to a murder in the original film, but even then it doesn't have the same intensity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween6_2.png</image:loc><image:title>Halloween The Curse Of Michael Myers pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Fuck me, this script is brilliant" - Donald Pleasence before filming (probably)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween6_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween The Curse Of Michael Myers pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Don't be sad mate, it's a living</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/halloween6_paul_rudd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween The Curse Of Michael Myers pic 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-27T22:32:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/10/01/out-now-that-was-a-bit-mental-volume-1-the-ebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1015309_572454892805069_1944263687_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TWABM ebook</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jkrowling.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>JK Rowling</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T22:08:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/06/the-house-of-him-2014-trailer-one-to-watch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the_house_of_him.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The House Of Him featured image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-23T15:21:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/06/spirit-trap-2005-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spirit_trap_feat_big.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirit Trap featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spirit_trap_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirit Trap poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spirit_trap_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirit Trap pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Let us in mate, it's properly pissing it down out here"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spirit_trap_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirit Trap pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Budget cuts at the local high school made the sharing of exams a necessary evil</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spirit_trap_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirit Trap pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Calm down Billie, it's just an expression.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spirit_trap_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirit Trap pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Fuck me, this place hasn't been cleaned in months. Right, get the Brasso out"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-06T13:31:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/03/10/sleepaway-camp-1983/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sleepaway-camp-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Genuine dialogue: "She's a real carpenter's dream... flat as a board and needs a screw"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sleepaway-camp-arrow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The new series of Bullseye had started horribly wrong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sleepawaycamp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Angela and her cousin Ricky... but who's the killer?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sleepaway-camp-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This (wo)man is guilty of the worst acting ever committed to cellulois</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sleepaway-camp-movie-poster-1020272050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sleepaway Camp poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T12:25:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/04/27/return-to-sleepaway-camp-2008/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/600full-return-to-sleepaway-camp-screenshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Return To Sleepaway Camp pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This was the worst telescope Duncan had ever used</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/600full-return-to-sleepaway-camp-screenshot-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Return To Sleepaway Camp pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This police guy looks and sounds a bit weird. Wonder why...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/600full-return-to-sleepaway-camp-screenshot-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>600full-return-to-sleepaway-camp-screenshot (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/return-to-sleepaway-camp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Return To Sleepaway Camp poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T12:25:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2014/01/03/celebrity-big-brother-2014-liveblog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cbb2013_eyelogo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Celebrity Big Brother logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T11:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/12/15/just-say-hi-just-watch-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Just Say Hi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-15T18:55:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/01/what-scares-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uni room 2</image:title><image:caption>The other wall of my uni room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uni room 1</image:title><image:caption>One wall of my uni bedroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween costume</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this was me at uni. During a Halloween party, I hasten to add.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-08T13:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/12/04/friday-the-13th-part-vi-jason-lives-1986-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jason.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jason</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/trev_new1.png</image:loc><image:title>trev_new</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13th6_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Remember kids, if a police officer tries to give you any shit, just strangle him with your scarf</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13th6_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Hey man, don't come any closer or I'll shoot you. NO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DO-"
*scene removed by MPAA*
"OH NO MY LEGS ARE GONE"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13th6_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Oh hello! You just caught me in the process of trying to repair my fence. Some vandals tore it apart, you see, and that's why I'm holding this. It's part of the fence, you see. I definitely wasn't going to stick it into someone's pancreas AHAHAHAHA."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/fridaythe13th6_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Don't you just hate it when you wake up and there's gunk around your eyes?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/friday-6-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-07T13:05:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/12/05/full-metal-jacket-1987-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/full-metal-jacket-pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full Metal Jacket pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The war scenes weren't filmed in Vietnam at all, but in England. This scene was shot at the Beckton Gas Works in east London</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/full-metal-jacket-pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full Metal Jacket pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Adam Baldwin turns up for the second half of the film to pay macho dudebro Animal Brother</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/full-metal-jacket-pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full Metal Jacket pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The lengthy opening scene, in which R. Lee Ermey puts down his soldiers with mostly improvised insults, is cinematic gold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/full-metal-jacket-feat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full Metal Jacket featured pic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/trev_half_new1.png</image:loc><image:title>trev_half_new</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/full_metal_jacket_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Full Metal Jacket poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T06:08:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/07/26/the-lost-boys-1987/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-lost-boys-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-lost-boys-original</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-lost-boys-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost Boys pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Hey! It's Bill from Bill &amp; Ted! SIXTY NINE, DUDES! I said SIXTY-oh fuck it, he's not listening"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-lost-boys-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost Boys pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Even die-hard fans of 24 had to admit the latest series was a bit of a departure</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-lost-boys-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost Boys pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The German parallel bars athletes at the Olympics weren't quite dressed suitably for their training session</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-lost-boys-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost Boys pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Hmm? Oh, um, we're just taking our girlfriends to bed. No, they're just sleeping. They definitely haven't been drugged or anything, HAHAHAHAHA."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-lost-boys-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Lost Boys poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-17T13:14:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/10/06/cannibal-holocaust-1980-video-nasty-review-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cannibalholocaust_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal Holocaust poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cannibalholocaust_6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal Holocaust pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Unusually for an Italian movie, most of the actors spoke in English throughout.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cannibalholocaust_5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal Holocaust pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It becomes clear as the "found footage" progresses that the filmmakers' reprehensible behaviour made them ultimately responsible for what happened to them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cannibalholocaust_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal Holocaust pic 4</image:title><image:caption>These are (of course) fake remains, but the real animal slaughters seen up to this point are enough to put doubt in the viewer's mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cannibalholocaust_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal Holocaust pic 5</image:title><image:caption>The scene in which a giant turtle is behead and torn apart is probably the most shocking I've seen in any film.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cannibalholocaust_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal Holocaust pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Special mention must go to Riz Ortolani's score, which can be heard in the trailer at the end of this review. He's able to make the exact same theme sound pleasant at first but truly sinister by the film's end.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-06T15:56:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/11/30/psycho-ii-1983-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/psycho2_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Psycho II pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The sight of Norman Bates re-entering his house was so shocking that the cameraman keeled over and had a minor heart murmur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/psycho2_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Psycho II poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/psycho2_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Psycho II pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Oh, come on: extra tomato, extra lettuce and extra pickle? Might as well order another burger, you lazy prick"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/psycho2_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Psycho II pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"What's that?" "I Can't Believe It's Not Murder. Um, I mean butter. Shit."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/psycho2_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Psycho II pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Viewers felt the latest series of I'm A Celebrity had perhaps gone too far</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T09:18:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/10/07/the-craft-1996-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the-craft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-craft</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thecraft3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Craft pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The other girls agreed that Sarah's ability to make fences appear behind her was a shit witch power</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thecraft2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Craft pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It quickly dawned on her that she shouldn't have applied for Come Dine With Me, but it was too late. Her guests were waiting for dinner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thecraft1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Craft pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Nobody could understand how the world's largest fountain pen had been washed ashore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thecraft_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Craft poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T00:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/11/09/friday-the-13th-part-v-a-new-beginning-1985-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fridaythe13thpartv_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part V - Poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fridaythe13thpartv_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part V - Pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fridaythe13thpartv_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part V - Pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This stuttering knob and the inconsiderate object of his affections are a good example of Part V's irritating cast</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fridaythe13thpartv_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part V - Pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Note the blue markings on the mask instead of Jason's regular red ones - a giveaway that all is not as it seems</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fridaythe13thpartv_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part V - Pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Corey Feldman's still in it, mind - he just appears in the odd flashback, which makes it all the more jarring when we're brought back to the teenage Tommy who looks nothing like him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-09T17:11:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/10/27/curse-of-chucky-2013-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/curseofchucky3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Curse Of Chucky pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The doll looks a bit odd at times, but Chucky's never really looked the same in every film anyway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/curseofchucky2.png</image:loc><image:title>Curse Of Chucky pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Well, I did tell you to take your toys off the stairs you clumsy bastard"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/curseofchucky1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Curse Of Chucky pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Mick Hucknall's dates were getting dangerously young</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/curseofchucky_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Curse Of Chucky poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-03T12:39:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/10/10/friday-the-13th-the-final-chapter-1984-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fridaythe13thpart4_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fridaythe13thpart4_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I know I said I was planning on getting hammered tonight but this is just... okay, I'm sorry"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fridaythe13thpart4_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"THAT's what you get for being a dick to Biff at the end of Back To The Future"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fridaythe13thpart4_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Danny Dyer had to go to extreme lengths to make sure people watched his movies</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-12T21:08:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/10/05/friday-the-13th-part-iii-1982-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fridaythe13thpart3_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 3 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fridaythe13thpart3_pic4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 3 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>It was the most violent sneeze Diana had ever seen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fridaythe13thpart3_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 3 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"While you're down there, love. Nah, only joking, I'm very much a pro-woman mass murderer"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fridaythe13thpart3_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 3 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Two grand a month for THIS shitehole? I knew I shouldn't have moved to London"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T18:53:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/10/02/friday-the-13th-part-2-1981-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1378873770_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 2 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Helen realised something wasn't right when John's genitals started spinning round like a drill</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/f13_2_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 2 poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/f13_2_3_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"I've had a hell of a day at work, you lazy prick. YOU rake the fucking leaves"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/f13_2_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 2 pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/f13_2_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th Part 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Susan quickly realised that she wasn't cut out for dogging</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T18:41:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/25/theprophecy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/prophecy3.png</image:loc><image:title>The Prophecy pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Ah, so that's where my ecstasy went"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/prophecy2.png</image:loc><image:title>The Prophecy pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Lucifer is a bit of cock, which shouldn't be too surprising</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/prophecy1.png</image:loc><image:title>The Prophecy pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Chad Kroeger was falling on hard times</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/prophecy_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Prophecy poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-31T22:34:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/26/theshrine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shrine3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Shrine pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"GAAAAAH THAT TOMATO KETCHUP WAS PAST ITS BEST BEFORE DATE"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shrine2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Shrine pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The Catholic Church's custom-made sparklers went down a treat on bonfire night</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shrine1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Shrine pic 1</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if you'd be offended watching this film if you were Polish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shrine_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shrine_poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/29/deadheat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/deadheat4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Heat pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I'll just put his penis in my pocket for... ahem, safekeeping"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/deadheat3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Heat pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"I'm here to return this Clearasil. It just doesn't agree with my complexion."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/deadheat2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Heat pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Woo! It's Vincent Price! He makes any film even better, and that's a fact</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/deadheat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Heat pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry lads, the lookalike agency needs to save money and Luke Wilson and Chris Kamara just aren't popular enough"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/deadheat_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Heat poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-13T06:55:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/04/urbanexplorers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/urbanexplorers3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Urban Explorers pic 3</image:title><image:caption>John Bishop's week of hell had taken its toll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/urbanexplorers2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Urban Explorers pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It was the worst stag night Andy could have ever imagined</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/urbanexplorers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Urban Explorers pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Hull city centre had seen better days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/urbanexplorers_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Urban Explorers poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:06:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/05/anygivensunday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/anygivensunday4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Any Given Sunday pic 4</image:title><image:caption>It might not have eyes but trust me, that ball's staring at something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/anygivensunday3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Any Given Sunday pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Shit son, this is one hell of an intense staring contest"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/anygivensunday2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Any Given Sunday pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Lol, you lost the staring contest"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/anygivensunday1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Any Given Sunday pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I'm going to win this staring contest, you schmuck"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/anygivensunday_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Any Given Sunday poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:06:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/07/carebearsmovie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/carebears5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Care Bears Movie pic  5</image:title><image:caption>YEEEAAAHHH, it's Celtic Bear on the far left. Keep fighting the good fight, brother</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/carebears4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Care Bears Movie pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Of course I have a penis! Come and have a closer look"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/carebears3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Care Bears Movie pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Awww, bless. What it doesn't reveal is that they ripped that heart out of a defenceless rhino while it was still alive</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/carebears2.png</image:loc><image:title>The Care Bears Movie pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Good job Care Bears, you made a lot of children illiterate because they were fucking terrified to open a book</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/carebears1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Care Bears Movie pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The Care-A-Lot version of Countdown had a fancy (if run-down) set</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/carebears_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Care Bears Movie poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T00:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/11/zombiestrippers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/zombiestrippers2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie Strippers pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Cheggers censorship? I love it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/zombiestrippers3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie Strippers pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Um, no, you're alright love. I'm not in the mood for a dance"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/zombiestrippers4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie Strippers pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Introducing TWABM's patented Keith Chegwin Suitable For Work Cencorship Device. I think it'll catch on</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/zombiestrippers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie Strippers pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Stand back, I know CPR"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/zombiestrippers_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie Strippers poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:06:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/12/themuppets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/muppets4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Muppets pic 3</image:title><image:caption>So they couldn't get Rizzo The Rat but they could get that big blue bastard?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/muppets3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Muppets pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The Rainbow Connection, a song from The Muppet Movie, is reprised here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/muppets2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Muppets pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Fun fact - that blue Muppet once did a brilliant duet with Vincent Price on The Muppet Show</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/muppets1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Muppets pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Walter is the newest Muppet. And he's awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/muppets_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Muppets poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:05:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/19/super8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/super8_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super 8 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Yup, this is the Tulisa blow job video. It'll cost you though"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/super8_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super 8 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Elle Fanning is amazing throughout</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/super8_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super 8 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Hull city centre had seen better days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/super8_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Super 8 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:05:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/23/dollman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dollman4.png</image:loc><image:title>Dollman pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Woo, it's Jackie Earle Haley! No relation to James Earl Jones. Or Hayley Joel Osment. Or Jackie Chan, while we're at it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dollman3.png</image:loc><image:title>Dollman pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The special effects are silly at best</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dollman1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dollman pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The cast of Cheaper By The Dozen were taken aback by Steve Martin's diva attitude</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dollman_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dollman poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:05:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/24/paranormalactivity2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/paranormal2_51.png</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity 2 pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Look very carefully and you just might see a person standing on the right. OOGABOOGA!!!!!! Ahem</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity 2 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Kristi reminds me of my fiancee's friend Trista. You don't know her, so just take my word for it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/paranormal2_4.png</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity 2 pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Get used to this shot, you'll be seeing it a lot. And it won't have a payoff either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/paranormal2_3.png</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Woo, Katie's back! Turns out she's the sister of Kristi, the main lass in the sequel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/paranormal2_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"There's that man who hides in the tree again. I wonder where his trousers are"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/paranormal2_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Oh hello there son. I appear to have fallen arse over tit. Be a sport and help me up"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/paranormal2_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-11T19:41:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/31/deadspacedownfall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/deadspacedf3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Space Downfall pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Everyone at the funeral gasped when the Wilson twins from down the road turned up in questionable attire</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/deadspacedf2.png</image:loc><image:title>Dead Space Downfall pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Well, this is certainly the least comfortable game of Twister I've ever played"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/deadspacedf_poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Space Downfall poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/deadspacedf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Space Downfall pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"This is the last time I take the bins out on curry night"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/04/27/drive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/drive-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drive pic 3</image:title><image:caption>John Travolta's stuntman in Saturday Night Fever just can't stop living in the past</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/drive-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drive pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Hours before the first ever game of Human Tetris was to take place, the L piece was having second thoughts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/drive-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drive pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Doug's surprise 40th birthday party was about to go horribly wrong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/drive-movie-poster-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drive poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:04:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/05/25/not-another-teen-movie-2001/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/natm3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not Another Teen Movie pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The Breakfast Club scene is creepily accurate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/natm2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not Another Teen Movie pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Some of the visual jokes are worth a chuckle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/natm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not Another Teen Movie pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"If this isn't enough to turn you on, how about if I tell you that in a decade's time I'm going to be Captain America?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/natm_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not Another Teen Movie poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-16T02:37:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/06/14/confessions-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/confessions3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confessions pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The school dodgeball tournament got a little out of hand</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/confessions2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confessions pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Top tip - never sneeze when you've got a bad nosebleed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/confessions1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confessions pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Yuko's revenge plot is bloody horrible. And once you've seen the film you'll see what I did there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/confessions_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confessions poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:04:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/06/16/gremlins-2-the-new-batch-1990/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gremlins2_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gremlins 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The Gremlins have more unique personalities this time. Top marks to Rick Baker and his special effects team</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gremlins2_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gremlins 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Do these glasses make me look ugly?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gremlins2poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gremlins 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:00:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/06/20/halloween-4-the-return-of-michael-myers-1988/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/halloween4_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 4 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry, those kids were just playing. You aren't really dressed like a dickhead"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/halloween4_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 4 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Donald Pleasance is on fine form again as Sam Loomis, complete with the burns from his fight with Myers in Halloween II</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/halloween4_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 4 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Oh, hello there. Um, this is awkward. You weren't supposed to know I was here. Boy, is my face white."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/halloween4_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 4 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-19T11:22:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/06/21/halloween-5-the-revenge-of-michael-myers-1989/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/halloween5_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 5 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Donald Pleasence starred in one more Halloween film after this but he sadly died before it was released. Good job he didn't see it, it was gash</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/halloween5_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 5 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Jamie knew she shouldn't have had that extra glass of Ribena before bedtime</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/halloween5_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 5 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry, I'm sure he won't stab me. No, I haven't seen the other Halloween films. Why do you ask?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/halloween5_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween 5 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:00:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/07/21/the-rise-and-fall-of-a-white-collar-hooligan-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rise-and-fall3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Rise And Fall Of A White Collar Hooligan pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rise-and-fall1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Rise And Fall Of A White Collar Hooligan pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rise-and-fall-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Rise And Fall Of A White Collar Hooligan poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T21:00:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/09/08/snakes-on-a-train-2006/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/snakes-on-a-train2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snakes On A Train pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, I couldn't resist showing a glimpse of the ending. It gets even better than this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/snakes-on-a-train1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snakes On A Train pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/snakes-on-a-train-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Snakes On A Train poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T20:59:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/10/07/halloween-ii-1981/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/halloween-ii-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween II</image:title><image:caption>Susan hated the way Dustin Hoffman trimmed his fingernails</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/halloween-ii-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween II</image:title><image:caption>"Hope you're feeling better! Here, I brought you an invisible balloon"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/halloween-ii-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween II</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry? In my beard? Oh, it's a bit of bread. I was eating soup earlier"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/halloween-ii-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween II</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T20:59:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/10/13/exorcist-ii-the-heretic-1977/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/exorcist2-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exorcist II: The Heretic</image:title><image:caption>"Hello Richard Burton. I thought you were supposed to be a respected actor too." "Shut the fuck up, Linda"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/exorcist2-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exorcist II: The Heretic</image:title><image:caption>"Oh hello, I'm James Earl Jones. I'm a respected actor? This? Oh, this is just my locust costume"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/exorcist2-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exorcist II: The Heretic</image:title><image:caption>This facial expression sums up Exorcist II better than any mere words can</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/exorcist2-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exorcist II: The Heretic poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-10T19:34:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/01/13/house-of-wax-2005/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/houseofwax_3.png</image:loc><image:title>House Of Wax</image:title><image:caption>When Gilette said its new razor provided the closest shave yet, it wasn't fucking kidding</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/houseofwax_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House Of Wax</image:title><image:caption>It slowly dawned on Sue that the audience at the X Factor live tour may have been artificially enhanced</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/houseofwax_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House Of Wax</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure you can make up your own joke here about Paris Hilton getting a big rod shoved through her</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/houseofwax_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House Of Wax poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T20:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/02/10/hitchcock-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hitchcock-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hitchcock pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This lad's very convincing as Anthony Perkins. Well played, son</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hitchcock-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hitchcock pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Maybe I'm going crazy but Id swear that large white wall is tailing me"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hitchcock-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hitchcock pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"This is going to be the best episode of You've Been Framed ever"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hitchcock-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hitchcock poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T20:59:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/04/08/please-dont-eat-my-mother-1973/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pleasedonteat3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pleasedonteat3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pleasedonteat2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Please Don't Eat My Mother pic 1</image:title><image:caption>C'mere baby and plant one on me. PLANT! Because you're a... let me just unzip these jeans</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pleasedonteat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Please Don't Eat My Mother pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"What am I doing here? You told me that cloth had chlorophyll in it, not chloroform!" (little biology joke there)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pleasedonteat_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Please Don't Eat My Mother poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T20:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/04/26/taken-2008/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/taken-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taken poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/taken-pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taken pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Dad, in case they take me away there's something I need to tell you... I'm 25, not 17"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/taken-pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taken pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Get used to this picture, you'll see it a hell of a lot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-30T00:44:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/05/01/argo-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/argo5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argo pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"I don't care who picked Jersey Girl, all I'm saying is that next time I'm picking the fucking movie"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/argo4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argo pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Of course I packed my own case, if someone else had done it for me the bomb might have gone o-AH GOOD ONE MATE"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/argo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argo pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The Bittersweet Symphony flashmob had attracted too many volunteers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/argo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argo pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The office screening of Jersey Girl didn't go down too well</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/argo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argo pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Well, it's a bit too late to learn the script now because we're actually shooting the film at this moment."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/argo-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Argo poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T20:58:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/05/02/taken-2-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/taken3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taken 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>N Sync realised they were out of shape and needed more practice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/taken2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taken 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry dad, I'm being sure to expose as much skin as is possible within the confines of a 15 rating"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/taken1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taken 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"There's the prick who told me to change at Kennington"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/taken2_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taken 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T20:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/07/20/the-day-after-1983/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/thedayafter3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Day After</image:title><image:caption>The legalisation of skeleton marriage was seen as a huge step forward for skeleton rights</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/thedayafter4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Day After</image:title><image:caption>This promotional photo shows how the filmmakers transformed the real-life Lawrence, Kansas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/thedayafter1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Day After</image:title><image:caption>Looks like the pies are ready</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/thedayafter2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Day After</image:title><image:caption>The Police Academy wrap party left Steve looking rather rough the next morning</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/thedayafter-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Day After DVD cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T18:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2013/02/25/real-life-mental-the-swallow-hotel-gateshead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/swallow-hotel-newcastle-gateshead-newcastle_030320091509399105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Swallow Hotel</image:title><image:caption>There's no fucking way it looks this nice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/v__7521.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Swallow Hotel</image:title><image:caption>This definitely wasn't a recent photo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-25T23:44:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/06/22/the-twabm-list-of-upcoming-films-and-recommendations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ghoulies12_shot3l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ghoulies</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-25T00:30:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/06/16/the-beyond-1981-video-nasty-review-7/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beyond4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Beyond pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I'm sorry, I don't have any jokes about exploding heads. I've got a fucking beauty about a spider though"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beyond3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Beyond pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Hey, what do you call a spider... fuck it, it's not like you're listening. You're an ignorant bastard, spider"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beyond2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Beyond pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/beyond1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Beyond pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Here's a joke for you love, what do you call a blind... oh my Christ, I am so, so sorry"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thebeyond_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Beyond poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-16T13:56:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/03/31/facesofdeath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/facesofdeath3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Faces Of Death pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Footage of a San Diego plane crash is followed with horrendous shots of mangled, unidentifiable corpses scattered through the town where the plane landed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/facesofdeath2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Faces Of Death pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The electric chair scene is fake (it was filmed in the director's basement) but still makes for grim viewing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/facesofdeath1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Faces Of Death pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Ironically, this is actually a real drowned corpse that a member of the film crew came across by pure chance during the film's production</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/facesofdeath_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Faces Of Death poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-26T18:06:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/23/thering2002/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thering6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring pic 6</image:title><image:caption>"I really can't believe Father O'Hare just said those things to Mr Chang"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thering5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring pic 5</image:title><image:caption>It was only when Susan's parents discovered her that they remembered she'd gone upstairs to get dressed six months ago and never come back down</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thering4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The priest's unexpected racist outburst in Songs Of Praise caught the viewing public off-guard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thering3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring pic 3</image:title><image:caption>That awkward feeling the morning after a heavy drinking session when you wake up next to a much older woman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thering2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Girltron 2000 was one of the most realistic robots ever, but the power cord couldn't reach the socket on her back</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thering1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring pic 1</image:title><image:caption>She just couldn't bear to switch over to digital, but it was too late</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thering_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T21:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/21/thewaspwoman1959/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/waspwoman21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wasp Woman 3</image:title><image:caption>Diana Ross was due on stage in five minutes and she hadn't even done her make-up yet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/waspwoman3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wasp Woman 2</image:title><image:caption>Bloody junkies, can't keep them off the smack for more than half an hour</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/waspwoman2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wasp Woman pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/waspwoman4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wasp Woman pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"No, I don't dye my eyebrows you cheeky bastard"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/waspwoman_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Wasp Woman poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-13T00:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/10/demonsneverdie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/demonsneverdie3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Demons Never Die pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Jennie Jacques is likeable as the love interest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/demonsneverdie2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Demons Never Die pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The modern-day remake of The Last Supper was somewhat lacking</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/demonsneverdie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Demons Never Die pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Here's the lovely Tulisa, double-checking the script to see if she's really only in the first two minutes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/demonsneverdie_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Demons Never Die poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T14:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/20/monsterhouse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/monsterhouse3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monster House pic 4</image:title><image:caption>They tried to hide upstairs but it was too late - Gary Glitter was at the front door</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/monsterhouse4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monster House pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Well, if there was any doubt it was a monster house that sort of clears things up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/monsterhouse1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monster House pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The scene in which Chowder tries to trick the house with a fake kid is hilarious</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/monsterhouse2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monster House pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"You're right, he does look a bit like Jamie Oliver"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/monsterhouse_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monster House poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-20T20:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/19/chronicle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/chronicle3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chronicle pic 3</image:title><image:caption>He might think he's all cool just now but wait until he remembers he's left his laptop in there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/chronicle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chronicle pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Andrew's powers basically mean the camera isn't so much handheld as mindheld</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/chronicle4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chronicle pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The three leads work well together, and are convincing chums</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/chronicle_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chronicle poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-19T15:47:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/14/paranormalactivity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paranormal-activity-pic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity pic 6</image:title><image:caption>Katie and Micah ask a psychic to visit them at one point but he's about as useful as a boot in the fanny</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paranormalactivity41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"If it's the invisible man at the door, tell him I can't see him"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paranormalactivity5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The wonderful Katie Featherston reminded me a little of Jenna Fischer, aka Pam from the US version of The Office</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paranormalactivity31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's what you get when you take so long to "slip into something more comfortable"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paranormalactivity2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity pic 2</image:title><image:caption>A ouija board? Haven't you ever seen The Exorcist you daft prick?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paranormalactivity1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The believable relationship between Katie and Micah helps the film's credibility</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/paranormalactivity_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paranormal Activity poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T02:56:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/11/thecompanyofwolves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/companyofwolves1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Company Of Wolves pic 3</image:title><image:caption>So he's a werewolf and a paedo? The poor lad's got nothing going for him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/companyofwolves3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Company Of Wolves pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I know you said the bridesmaids were a bunch of dogs but I didn't really expect this if I'm honest"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/companyofwolves2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Company Of Wolves pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry, I'm feeling a bit ruff at the moment"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/companyofwolves_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Company Of Wolves poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-11T16:32:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/08/humanoidsfromthedeep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/humanoids3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Humanoids From The Deep pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Evening missus, I'm selling central heating. Can you spare five minutes?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/humanoids2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Humanoids From The Deep pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The Paralympic swimming champion had a rather nasty condition</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/humanoids1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Humanoids From The Deep pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I think your dog's got worms, mate"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/humanoids_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Humanoids From The Deep poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-14T17:29:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/06/bewarechildrenatplay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bewarechildren_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beware: Children At Play pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this actually happens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bewarechildren_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beware: Children At Play pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The fifth Karate Kid film had gone a little too far</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bewarechildren_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beware: Children At Play pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It's so much like Children Of The Corn they've even got a corpse up on a cross</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bewarechildren_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beware: Children At Play poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-02-16T14:57:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/03/aliens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/aliens5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliens pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Okay Mr Ronaldinho, this might be a little uncomfortable for a few seconds"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/aliens4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliens pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Newt gives the film a much-needed vulnerable side</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/aliens2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliens pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Amputee pornos make for fairly uncomfortable viewing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/aliens1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliens pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Ronaldinho's dentist had a hell of a job ahead of her</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/aliens_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliens poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-03T20:54:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/02/01/alien/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alien5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien pic 5</image:title><image:caption>"It's my overbite, doc. I think it's a little too noticeable"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alien4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien pic 4</image:title><image:caption>I don't know, facial piercings are just getting ridiculous these days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alien3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Grace Jones spotted just the hat she needed to complete her look</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alien2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Ever get the feeling you're surrounded by dicks?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alien1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It was certainly the most polite and well-organised gangbang Vincent had ever been to</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alien_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-01T00:34:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/29/slaughterhigh/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/slaughterhigh4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slaughter High pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Caroline Munro isn't a very convincing teenager at all. Here she tells her "classmate" of her ongoing battle with the menopause</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/slaughterhigh2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slaughter High pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The killer makes clever use of the screen wrap trick, as seen in Pac-Man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/slaughterhigh1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slaughter High pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The medieval version of Michael Jackson's Thriller was lacking a certain something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/slaughterhigh3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slaughter High pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Jamie Oliver's cookery class for forgetful people didn't go too smoothly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/slaughterhigh_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slaughter High poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T14:15:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/27/dawnofthedead1978/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dawnofthedead4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dawn Of The Dead (1978) pic 4</image:title><image:caption>You've got to give Tesco credit. Their new line of novelty head-shaped birthday cakes is startlingly realistic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dawnofthedead3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dawn Of The Dead (1978) pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Talk about a gutsy performance! HAHAHAHAHA oh Christ, I think I've dislodged a kidney</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dawnofthedead2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dawn Of The Dead (1978) pic 2</image:title><image:caption>All this brain-munching can be a tiring business, which is why Duncan here is taking a quick nap</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dawnofthedead1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dawn Of The Dead (1978) pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Davina McCall zombie and Richard Pryor zombie were first in line at the Primark sale</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dawonofthedead_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dawn Of The Dead (1978) poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-27T22:41:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/30/deadtimestories1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/deadtime4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadtime Stories pic 4</image:title><image:caption>A horrible accent involving raspberry sauce and a Cadbury's Flake saw Colin The Midget's ice-cream van career end abruptly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/deadtime3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadtime Stories pic 3</image:title><image:caption>There's no point checking her pulse mate, I think she's dead</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/deadtime2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadtime Stories pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I'll be honest with you Gavin, this is the first time I've ever tried face-painting"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/deadtime1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deadtime Stories pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Oh George. What happened? You used to be a symbol of quality</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/deadtime_poster.png</image:loc><image:title>Deadtime Stories poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-27T14:33:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/26/deathwatch1980/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/deathwatch3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Death Watch pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Steady on mate, I didn't realise you produced John Cleese's stand-up DVD"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/deathwatch2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Death Watch pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I'm sorry, but Fawlty Towers isn't coming back. John Cleese isn't even that funny any more."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/deathwatch1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Death Watch pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, I can read it. It says C... U... N... hmm, I can't read the rest of it. Ah, no, wait, I've got it. CUNNING."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/deathwatch_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Death Watch poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-19T12:14:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/25/blairwitchproject/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/blairwitch2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Blair Witch Project pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This shot, one of the most famous in '90s horror, was actually a complete accident because Heather thought her whole face was in the frame</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/blairwitch1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Blair Witch Project pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"For Christ's sake Tony, you need to lay off the diet. You're stick-thin"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/blairwitch4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Blair Witch Project pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Burkittsville, Maryland is a real place, though it wasn't originally called Blair as this film claims</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/blairwitch_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Blair Witch Project poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-25T21:48:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/23/resurrectingthestreetwalker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/streetwalker3.png</image:loc><image:title>Resurrecting The Street Walker pic 3</image:title><image:caption>When all was said and done, Vinnie Jones's B&amp;Q advert was a disaster</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/streetwalker1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Resurrecting The Street Walker pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"These say "PROPERTY OF G. GLITTER" on them. Might be rare concert footage or something"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/streetwalker2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Resurrecting The Street Walker pic 1</image:title><image:caption>D'oh, I forgot to pay the lens flare effect guy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/streetwalker_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Resurrecting The Street Walker poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T21:39:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/22/childrenofthecorn3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cotc3_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Children Of The Corn III pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Well this monster doesn't seem so bad WHAT THE FUCK I'M BECOMING PIXELLATED"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cotc3_shot11l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cotc3_shot11l</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cotc3_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Children Of The Corn III pic 2</image:title><image:caption>You've got it wrong mate, it's upside-down</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cotc3_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Children Of The Corn III pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Eli fell for his brother's "shaken Coke can" trick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cotc3_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Children Of The Corn III poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-22T19:10:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/05/children-of-the-corn-ii-the-final-sacrifice-1992/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/cotc2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Children Of The Corn 2 pic</image:title><image:caption>This was the shittest barbecue ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/childrenofthecorn2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Children Of The Corn 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T00:36:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/05/children-of-the-corn-1984/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COTC - Malachai</image:title><image:caption>This is Malachai. He's a twat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/children-of-the-corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>COTC - Isaac</image:title><image:caption>This is Isaac. He's weird.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/children_of_the_corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Children Of The Corn poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-15T17:40:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/22/alligator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alligator3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alligator pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"O HAI GUYZ I WAS JUST LOOKIN TO CHEW ON SOME LEGZ PLZ"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alligator2.png</image:loc><image:title>Alligator pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Frankly, I've never been so offended. I spend fucking ages making this binbag jacket, how dare you mock my creation"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alligator1.png</image:loc><image:title>Alligator pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Well, if you're going to get out of your car like a dick, that's the risk you take</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alligator_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alligator poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-02T11:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/20/beyondthemat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/beyondthemat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyond The Mat pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Mick Foley and his family ultimately become the loveable ones in this doc</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/beyondthemat3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyond The Mat pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The Jake Roberts sections are truly depressing to watch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/beyondthemat2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyond The Mat pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"He's, he's gonna, HE'S GONNA PUKE! HE'S GONNA PUKE!" (actual dialogue)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/beyondthemat_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beyond The Mat poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-29T02:18:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/17/religulous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/religulous1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Religulous pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"You crazy Jesus bastard, you don't even know if you existed"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/religulous3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Religulous pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"You crazy Jewish bastard, you don't even know if Moses existed"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/religulous2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Religulous pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"You crazy Christian bastards, you don't know if Jesus even existed"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/religulous_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Religulous poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-17T21:54:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/15/trollhunter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/trollhunter3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll Hunter pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Excuse me sir, you haven't happened to come across a 15-foot contact lens, have you?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/trollhunter2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll Hunter pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Night-time pogo is serious business</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/trollhunter1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll Hunter pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, if I had a pound for every time I saw this in a film...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/trollhunter_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll Hunter poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-16T20:00:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/14/themonstersquad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/monstersquad2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Bastards. Don't worry lads, we'll tighten our harmonies and audition again next year"</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/monstersquad3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Monster Squad pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"...and the final person going through to the X Factor live finals is..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/monstersquad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Monster Squad pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It'll never work, the age gap is too large</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/monstersquad_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Monster Squad poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-05T21:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/12/bestworstmovie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bestworstmovie3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best Worst Movie pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Director Claudio Fragasso is also interviewed. Amazingly, he believes he made a masterpiece and the actors were rubbish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bestworstmovie2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best Worst Movie pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Troll 2 fans from all over the world feature in the film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bestworstmovie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best Worst Movie pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The New Kids On The Block reunion wasn't a very pretty sight</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bestworstmovie_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best Worst Movie poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-12T23:42:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/11/creepshow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/creepshow5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow pic 5</image:title><image:caption>Stephen King recovers from the most powerful sneeze of all time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/creepshow4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"That's the last time I fall asleep under a cow's arse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/creepshow3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Rafiki from The Lion King wasn't so loveable in real life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/creepshow2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"This hotel really needs to clean its pool"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/creepshow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Well, it certainly beats a caterpillar cake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/creepshow_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-09T14:46:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/08/leprechauninthehood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lephood3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leprechaun In The Hood pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Well, ever since the Double Rainbow guy I've been overworked"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lephood1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leprechaun In The Hood pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Oh, did I mention that the Leprechaun also has three demonic fly girls? Because he does</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lephood_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leprechaun In The Hood poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-10T05:52:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/05/alienundead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alienundead2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Undead pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm, this seems a little familiar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alienundead1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Undead pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The outfits for those firing the starting pistols at the London 2012 Olympics were considered a little elaborate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/alienundead_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Undead poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-08T01:36:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/05/celebrity-big-brother-liveblog/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-07T03:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2012/01/01/thething2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thing3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Thing (2011) pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Um... well, it started off as a quiche"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thing1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Thing (2011) pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The reaction to Justin Bieber's Christmas album was a little over-the-top</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thing2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Thing (2011) pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Mary couldn't believe it when she heard her own family refer to her as "her from Scott Pilgrim"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/thing_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Thing (2011) poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-02T12:04:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/29/theboneyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/boneyard2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Boneyard pic 3</image:title><image:caption>On one side: a 270lb beefcake known for eating too much and beating people to within an inch of their lives. On the other side: Greg Valentine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/boneyard3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Boneyard pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"You must have me confused with someone else, Miss Groupie. I'm not Meatloaf"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/boneyard1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Boneyard pic 1</image:title><image:caption>A freshly-woken Cher reaches for her makeup case</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/boneyard_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Boneyard poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-29T19:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/26/spiritedaway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/spiritedaway2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirited Away pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The moment Chihiro realised a dragon's testicles are kept just under its chin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/spiritedaway1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirited Away pic 1</image:title><image:caption>That awkward moment when a person comes on a train and sits right next to you even though there are free seats</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/spiritedaway_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spirited Away poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T20:54:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/27/exorcismus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/exorcismus3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exorcismus pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The test audiences for the new Jordan programme didn't respond too positively</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/exorcismus2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exorcismus pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I think that Pepperami I just had was past its sell-by date"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/exorcismus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exorcismus pic 1</image:title><image:caption>You might remember Sophie Vavasseur as the little girl from Evelyn, starring Pierce Brosnan. Then again, you might not</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/exorcismus_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exorcismus poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T13:46:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/02/bless-the-child-2000/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/btcsmits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bless The Child pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"What that child needs is a bloody good blessing"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/btcrats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bless The Child pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's what you get when you live in New York</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/btcsubway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bless The Child pic 1</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing like the odd dodgy CGI demon shot to keep things interesting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bless_the_child_xlg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bless The Child poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T04:13:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/12/exorcisttvyns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bluexorcist1b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exorcist: TVYNS pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Some other subtle CGI effects have been added to the film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-exorcist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exorcist: TVYNS pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I told you to take your toys off the stairs, now look what's happened"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/exorcist1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exorcist: TVYNS poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T04:13:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/11/the-exorcist-1973/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/exorcist3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exorcist pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"What do you mean you forgot to buy my fucking Clearasil? It's the one bloody thing I wanted from the shop"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/exorcist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exorcist pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The latest Derren Brown show had gone a little too far</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-exorcist-extended-direc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exorcist pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"You might want to run this under the tap first, it's been... um, used"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-exorcist-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exorcist poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-08-16T18:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/26/ultimatewarrior/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/warrior4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Self-Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Even Vinnie Mac can't resist the opportunity to turn up and put the boot in</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/warrior3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Self-Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"That's right mate, I said you look like Dog The Bounty Hunter"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/warrior2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Self-Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior pic 2</image:title><image:caption>One of the greatest matches of all time, and this doc tells the true story behind it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/warrior1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Self-Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It's hard to believe but it turns out this guy was a bit of a nutter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/warrior_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Self-Destruction Of The Ultimate Warrior poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T11:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/26/site-update-page-breaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/fred.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fred</image:title><image:caption>"Page breaks, you say? Well, as long as I still get to boot arses in the dream world you can do whatever you like mate"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-26T02:01:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/18/crimewave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crimewave2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crimewave pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Add your own favourite dodgy curry joke here if you want</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crimewave1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crimewave pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Who, him? Oh, he's just my incredibly shiny brother"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/crimewave_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crimewave poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-18T20:46:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/14/gremlins1984/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gremlins2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gremlins pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Chainsaw versus baseball bat. Right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gremlins1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gremlins pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I told you to install seat belts in this bastard"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gremlins_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gremlins poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-14T21:27:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/12/04/killerklownsfromouterspace/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/killerklowns_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killer Klowns From Outer Space poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/killerklowns3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killer Klowns From Outer Space pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This year's X Factor auditions were the worst yet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/killerklowns2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killer Klowns From Outer Space pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Yes, because that clown definitely looks trustworthy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/killerklowns1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>killerklowns1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T06:58:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/11/25/scream4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scream4_31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 4 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>When Bob saw his date waiting for him, he suddenly realised she was joking when she said the party was fancy dress</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scream4_41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 4 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>A livid Hayden smells blood as she spots the person who did her hair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scream4_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B33E0910.CR2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scream4_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 4 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>When Bob saw his date waiting for him, he suddenly realised we was joking when she said the party was fancy dress</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scream4_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 4 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The worst forensics squad ever fail to notice the dead body in the room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scream4_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 4 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Sidney's fear of steaks made preparing dinner a daily challenge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/scream4_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 4 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T15:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/11/20/twilightbreakingdawn1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/twilight4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Dawn Part 1 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I fucking love chess, I do"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/twilight3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Dawn Part 1 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry, I don't believe what they're saying about chess"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/twilight2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Dawn Part 1 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I've got to stop them playing chess. Hopefully this poster saying CHESS IS SHIT will do the trick"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/twilight1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Dawn Part 1 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"There's nothing like a good game of chess"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/twilight_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Breaking Dawn Part 1 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-25T00:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/11/18/swampshark/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/swampshark3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swamp Shark pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Ironically, this chap's last words were "I think my headache's finally gone"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/swampshark1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swamp Shark pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I'll deal with this. I used to be Buffy, you know." "Yes, you keep telling us. We don't care"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/swampshark_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Swamp Shark poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-18T00:46:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/05/seedofchucky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/soc4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seed Of Chucky pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Well, that's what happens when your dog swallows a grenade</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/soc3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seed Of Chucky pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Her eyes are up there, Chucky</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/soc1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seed Of Chucky pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/soc-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Seed Of Chucky poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T17:27:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/23/megapiranha/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/megapiranha3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mega Piranha pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that's a piranha fish eating a helicopter. It's nowhere near as awesome as it should be</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/megapiranha2.png</image:loc><image:title>Mega Piranha pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a man mutated piranha fish and you'll feed them instead</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/megapiranha1.png</image:loc><image:title>Mega Piranha pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I'd say this man died by being turned into a fish by a wizard. What? It IS a fish? Never mind then"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/megapiranha_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mega Piranha poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T17:26:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/11/13/lockjaw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/lockjaw1.png</image:loc><image:title>Lockjaw pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Here's Lockjaw - a snake with a crocodile's head. A great idea wasted on a shite film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/lockjaw2.png</image:loc><image:title>Lockjaw pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This is actually one of the more impressive special effects scenes in the film. I wonder how they made this moron look smart enough to feed himself</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/lockjaw4.png</image:loc><image:title>Lockjaw pic 1</image:title><image:caption>So how do you defeat a mystical snake summoned by voodoo? With a voodoo bazooka, of course</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/lockjaw-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lockjaw poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-13T17:24:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/11/06/theexterminator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/exterminator2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exterminator pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The Vietnam scene is effective stuff</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/exterminator1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exterminator pic 1</image:title><image:caption>He doesn't look like your typical action hero but he means business</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/exterminator_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Exterminator poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-06T16:51:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/11/03/piranha2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/piranha3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Piranha pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Imagine Saving Private Ryan with teens and fish instead of soldiers and you've got the Spring Break scene</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/piranha2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Piranha pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"My God, what is it?" "It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/piranha1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Piranha pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Kelly Brook here, breaking horror's classic "don't look down" rule</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/piranha_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Piranha poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T22:42:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/11/02/rareexports/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rareexports3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rare Exports 3</image:title><image:caption>"You've got to get me out of here. I wrote that naughty list for entirely innocent reasons"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rareexports2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rare Exports pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It was the biggest fox they had ever seen on any hunting trip</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rareexports1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rare Exports pic 1</image:title><image:caption>He sees you when you're sleeping, he... actually, that's a bit creepy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rareexports_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rare Exports poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-02T20:50:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/30/your-definitive-halloween-tv-guide-uk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the_shining_twins-10808.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Shining twins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-30T11:56:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/27/dead-silence-2007/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadsilence3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Silence pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The graffiti on the roof of the London-to-Glasgow sleeper train was too obscene for some passengers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadsilence2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Silence pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Captain Cheery's Kid-Friendly Circus demonstrated breathtakingly poor costume choices</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadsilence1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Silence pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Call me David Cameron again and I'll rip your bastard lungs out"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deadsilence_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Silence poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-27T21:20:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/21/halloween2007/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween07_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween (2007) pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Right, who's covered up my eyeholes with black card again? It's not funny lads, that's health and safety, that is"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween07_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween (2007) pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"No you little shit, I'm MALCOLM McDowell. Roddy McDowall was in Planet Of The Apes"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween07_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween (2007) pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"All these masks and you went with the bleached William Shatner one? No wonder they say you're mental"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween07_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween (2007) poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-27T22:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/18/texaschainsawmassacre74/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tcm4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre pic 4</image:title><image:caption>The final scene is almost hypnotic to watch. It's both terrifying and oddly beautiful at the same time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tcm3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Bob's Princess Diana joke didn't go down too well</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tcm2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre pic 2</image:title><image:caption>She couldn't believe how bad The X Factor was this year</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tcm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Say what you will about Leatherface, he could give Gok Wan a run for his money with a sewing machine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tcm_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-18T00:25:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/18/gingerdead2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gingerdeadman2-b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gingerdead Man 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Whatever mate, you're no match for Haunted Dildo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gingerdeadman2-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gingerdead Man 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The rest of the Tiny Terrors, the surprise stars of this film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gingerdead2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gingerdead Man 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The terrifying Haunted Dildo. And by terrifying I mean awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/b9c03c18a017.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gingerdead Man 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-17T20:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/15/alienterminator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alienterminator_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Terminator pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Ha ha guys, isn't this just like the scene in Alien? The scene where that guy dies and OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alienterminator_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Terminator pic 2</image:title><image:caption>So apparently this is how you study DNA in the mid-90s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alienterminator_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Terminator pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"It's a good job for you there are no guns down here otherwise my aggressive gesture would have had significantly more impact"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alienterminator_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Terminator poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T14:01:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/12/people-search-for-the-oddest-things-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/500full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Woman being eaten by snake</image:title><image:caption>Someone searched for "woman being eaten by snake" to get here. Oh you guyzzzz</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-21T05:59:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/26/people-search-for-the-oddest-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/hiltonhotel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paris Hilton</image:title><image:caption>And just for shameful hit-grabbing, here's the Paris Hilton. Sorry, perverts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/145808340_5944ed42f4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mexican Superman</image:title><image:caption>Here's a picture of a shit Superman, just in case someone searches for it. Thanks for the hit, weirdo!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-12T16:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/09/elvirashauntedhills/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/elvirashh_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elvira's Haunted Hills pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"I agree the painting's shit but setting fire to it's a bit severe"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/elvirashh_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elvira's Haunted Hills pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Enough with the Rocky Horror shit, I was in the Crystal bloody Maze for Christ's sake"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/elvirashh_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elvira's Haunted Hills pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Elvira's answer to an 1800s jacuzzi - getting your maid to blow bubbles into your bath</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/elvirashh_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elvira's Haunted Hills poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-09T20:46:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/10/04/scream-3-2000/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scream3_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 3 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Stella McCartney's winter range was an acquired taste</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scream3_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 3 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I don't care if it's a ghost instead of a woman this time Tiger, you need to stop cheating on me"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scream3_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 3 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Sidney couldn't believe the Scottish one had been kicked out of The X Factor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sceam3_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 3 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-05T22:53:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/09/24/the-witch-who-came-from-the-sea-1976/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/witch4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Witch Who Came From The Sea pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The midwives looked on in shock as Barbara gave birth to a fully-grown man</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/witch2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Witch Who Came From The Sea pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It was the most controversial episode in Gladiators' history</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/witch1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Witch Who Came From The Sea pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry, I'm not really a witch. I do cut dicks off, though"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/witch_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Witch Who Came From The Sea poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-24T21:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/09/23/scream-2-1997/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scream2_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This isn't a vampire though, you stupid mare</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scream2_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Don't be too upset, Ms Cox. Some people just didn't like Friends. Granted, he's taking it a bit far</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scream2_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"It's a good job the killer has narcolepsy," thought Susan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/scream2_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-23T21:42:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/09/20/blood-car-2007/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bloodcar3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Car pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Wheatgrass just isn't doing it, mate. I don't even know what wheatgrass is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bloodcar2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Car pic 2</image:title><image:caption>She gets her baps out five minutes later if you're into that sort of thing. You sick freak.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bloodcar1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Car pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Look! it's her off My Girl! She looks happy considering her mate was killed by bees</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/bloodcar_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Car poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-20T19:33:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/09/17/ringu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ringu1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ringu pic 3</image:title><image:caption>A group of Rangers fans off show their holiday snaps</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ringu3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ringu pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This was the most engrossing episode of You've Been Framed they'd ever seen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ringu2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ringu pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The Vanessa Feltz sex tape had a mixed response</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ringu_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ringu poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-17T14:15:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/09/11/real-life-mental-popeye-village-malta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc_0415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa's Toytown, Popeye Village, Malta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc_0411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Popeye Village Mini-Golf, Malta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc_0424.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Popeye Village, Malta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc_0405.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The middle of nowhere, Malta</image:title><image:caption>Hmmm, not quite. Back on the bus, then.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-11T18:51:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/09/09/nightofthelivingdead1968/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/notld4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Living Dead pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Good old Ben. Nice to see someone knows what they're doing in this film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/notld3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Living Dead pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The KFC in Hull wasn't quite up to the franchise's normal high standards</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/notld2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Living Dead pic 2</image:title><image:caption>I don't know, some people just can't spread jam properly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/notld1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Living Dead pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"That's the last time I buy a tombstone but refuse to pay the £3.99 home delivery"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/notld_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Living Dead poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T00:59:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/29/cannibal-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mbf014-cannibal-2d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cannibal5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal (2010) pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Max submits his entry for the 2011 Understatement Of The Year contest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cannibal4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal (2010) pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Bianca's suggestion that she pop out for a bite to eat was met with negativity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cannibal3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal (2010) pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Oh dear, it would appear you've caught me with my pants down. And my gums round some poor bugger's neck"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cannibal1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal (2010) pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Shit. Better check for golf ball marks then get the hell out of here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cannibal_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cannibal poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-30T15:09:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/29/thefinalconflict/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/finalconflict2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Final Conflict pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Stan realised too late that someone had switched his cocaine with gunpowder</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/finalconflict3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Final Conflict pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, my pram's got all the latest features. The only thing it can't survive is car impact"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/finalconflict1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Final Conflict pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"No son, I'm not really the Antichrist. It's just a movie. I did go to Jurassic Park, though"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/finalconflict_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Final Conflict poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-29T22:32:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/26/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/apes4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes pic 2</image:title><image:caption>If looks could kill eh? Caesar is one of the greatest CGI characters ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/apes3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The rush hour gridlock brought the worst out of San Francisco's citizens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/apes2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry, mate. You weren't that bad in Spider-Man"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/apes1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Ever get the feeling hundreds of angry super-intelligent apes are looking at you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/apes_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-01T00:15:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/25/hobowithashotgun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hobo3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hobo With A Shotgun pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Doug took removing spiders from the bathroom a little too seriously</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hobo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hobo With A Shotgun pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Robb Wells from Trailer Park Boys has a brief role</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hobo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hobo With A Shotgun pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"This isn't Asda. I must have taken a wrong turn at the bread"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hobo_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hobo With A Shotgun poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T06:35:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/23/damienomenii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/omen2_pic3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Omen 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"That cocaine you sold me was rubbish. My nose has been killing me"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/omen2_pic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Omen 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Alright, who said that? I could have sworn someone said Pumpkinhead was shite"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/omen2_pic1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Omen 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"You're laughing now but wait until my dad wrecks the joint"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/omen2_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Omen 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-23T21:27:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/15/foryourheightonly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fyho_3.png</image:loc><image:title>For Y'ur Height Only pic 3</image:title><image:caption>It's a midget on a jetpack. No further comment is necessary</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fyho_2.png</image:loc><image:title>For Y'ur Height Only pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The wee man's deadly with a toothpick, you've got to give him that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fyho_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>For Y'ur Height Only pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Look up, Weng Weng! Not that you have much choice, mind</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fyho_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>For Y'ur Height Only poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-23T21:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/08/15/turkeyshoot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ts_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey Shoot pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Some joker had heated the handle of Bob's gun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ts_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey Shoot pic 2</image:title><image:caption>I'm not even going to begin to describe what's going on here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ts_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey Shoot pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Take that Tom Baker! Sorry? You're not? Please accept my sincere apologies, sir."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ts_poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turkey Shoot poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-04-04T10:48:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/30/theomen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/theomen3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Omen pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Well hello there, little chap! Aren't you a cute little OH JESUS CHRIST MY EYES ARE ON FIRE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/theomen4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Omen pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"That's odd, I'm sure my black telephone is always sitting right here"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/theomen2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Omen pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"What? Oh we were just digging up this grave to give the skeleton some air. We definitely weren't going to have sex with it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/theomen1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Omen pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Mrs Thorn felt uneasy as she saw Michael Barrymore arriving for the party</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/theomen_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Omen poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-30T12:54:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/22/fridaythe13th1980/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/f13_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"I'm sorry, all I meant was that for a supposedly female killer you've got very hairy hands"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/f13_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Ralph was right! Who's crazy now? (answer: still Ralph)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/f13_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Insert your own "splitting headache" joke here if you want</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/f13poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friday The 13th poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-22T19:16:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/20/brideofchucky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/boc4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bride Of Chucky pic 3</image:title><image:caption>When Mick Hucknall met Debbie Harry, it was awkward to say the least</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/boc3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bride Of Chucky pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Laugh it up now mate but your hand isn't articulated enough to pull the trigger</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/boc1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bride Of Chucky pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"eBay you bastards... minor imperfections my arse"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bocposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bride Of Chucky poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-22T18:45:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/16/brucelee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bruce3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"You're under arrest for impersonating a martial arts legend. How do you plead?" "With a horribly dubbed voice"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bruce4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Some pictures are just too bizarre to caption. He's carrying his friend's bones in a sling. Nothing can top that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bruce1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Good to see the Hong Kong stonemasons have a love for the Impact font</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bruce_lee_fights_back_from_the_grave_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bruce Lee Fights Back From The Grave poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-16T14:52:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/14/halloween-1978/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/h4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I really need to get this wardrobe fixed"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/h3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The awesome Donald Pleasance would appear in five Halloween movies in total</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/h2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween pic 2</image:title><image:caption>That lamb vindaloo was coming back on young Michael. That's right, we making jokes about young boys shitting themselves here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/h1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Even as a ghost, you can spot Woody Allen a mile off in films</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/hp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-14T18:16:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/12/childs-play-3-1991/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cp4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Child's Play 3 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Well, that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "cut-throat razor"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cp3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Child's Play 3 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"What do you mean you don't have jam? I can't eat my toast without it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cp2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Child's Play 3 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"What? You aged eight years in twelve months? Bollocks"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cp1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Child's Play 3 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Mick Hucknall tried to explain that his love child looked nothing like him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cpposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Child's Play 3 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-13T13:02:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/05/23/the-langoliers-1995/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-langoliers_786_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Langoliers pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-langoliers-1-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>the-langoliers-1-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/600full-the-langoliers-screenshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Langoliers pic 2</image:title><image:caption>These are the Langoliers. They eat things. Just as well, because that's all they seem equipped to do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/83_33483_0_thelangoliers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Langoliers poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-16T07:42:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/11/buffythevampireslayer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/buffy-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buffy pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Dave Grohl wasn't a fan of Buffy's leather jacket</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/buffy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buffy pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I don't care if he does have a wealthy family, I'm not marrying Dead Jeff"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/buffy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buffy pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The investor's request for a bigger stake in the movie was misunderstood slightly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/buffyposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Buffy poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-18T20:20:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/05/scream-1996/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/scream-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Miss Olsen, we're taking you to rehab. Eyyyy"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/scream-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The latest Gillette advert was a tad strong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/scream-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Randy didn't realise a cushion isn't an adequate shield</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/scream-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Mary-Kate Olsen was looking a bit rough</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/scream-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scream poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T00:34:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/04/childs-play-2-1990/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chucky11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Child's Play pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"This head scratcher's marvellous"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chucky3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Child's Play pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Of course you're winning, you've got Mr Blue reading my cards behind me"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chucky2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Child's Play pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Mick Hucknall resorted to extreme measures to get youngsters to attend his gigs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/childs_play_two_xlg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Childs Play 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-04T18:31:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/04/jaws2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jaws2_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaws 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Dunno about you, but I've got a tenner on the shark</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jaws2_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaws 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Sam was about to be cured of his hiccups</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jaws2_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jaws 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T00:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/07/03/vaultofhorror/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/voh3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Vault Of Horror pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"I really think it's time you cut your ponytail, Margaret"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/voh4.png</image:loc><image:title>The Vault Of Horror pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Add your own joke about farting in a lift here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/voh2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Vault Of Horror pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"It wasn't me mate, it was the painting. Listen, I was Doctor Who once, don't mess with me"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/voh1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Vault Of Horror pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I don't know why you're upset dear, I told you I was going out to get hammered tonight"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/the_vault_of_horror-7715791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Vault Of Horror poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-22T17:57:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/30/sharktopus-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap52581.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharktopus pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Let's be honest now, this image is cool as fuck and you know it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap51911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharktopus pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Not a good time to lose your head! AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear, I may actually be the most original writer in history</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap49014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharktopus pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This is what happens when the Sharktopus meets a normal shark. It fucks him up good</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sharktopus2d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sharktopus poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-01T22:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/30/teen-wolf-1985/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/movie_teenwolf4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teen Wolf pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's the guy who says "look! It's Enrico Palazzo!" in the Naked Gun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/teen-wolf-e1298829822828.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teen Wolf pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The famous "surfing on the car" scene. Don't try this at home. Unless you're a wolf.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/teenwolf-tv-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teen Wolf pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Fun fact - when you turn into a werewolf you look link Clint Howard for a second</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/teen-wolf-theatrical-poster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teen Wolf poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/teen-wolf-theatrical-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Teen Wolf poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-18T19:41:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/25/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-3-dream-warriors-1987/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/noes3_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"For the last time, it was a shaving accident."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/nightmare-on-elm-street-dream-warrior_786_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Britney Spears' kissing technique was a little severe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/patricia-arquette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This was Patricia Arquette's first big film role. A film where she's eaten by a big snake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-3-dream-warriors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Nightmare On Elm Street 3 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-18T01:05:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/24/rubber-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rubber3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rubber pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Glastonbury was a bit of a poor turnout this year</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rubber1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rubber pic 1</image:title><image:caption>It may not look it, but this stand-off is one of the best scenes in the film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rubber_poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rubber poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-03T12:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/24/the-new-background/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/unblurred1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unblurred Background</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-24T17:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/23/humancentipede/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/human3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Human Centipede pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"We'll get that pantomime horse gig if it kills us"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/human2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Human Centipede pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Good job he doesn't know PowerPoint</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/human1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Human Centipede pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Christopher Walken just didn't suit white</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/human-centipede-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Human Centipede poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T03:46:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/05/exam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/d41d8cd36b923a11ab49e8c63477a8ef.png</image:loc><image:title>Exam pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Now sit there and think about what you've done"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/exam_2009_480p_brrip_ac3_xvid-vision_20100610-21500504.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exam pic 2</image:title><image:caption>He was clearly the tallest man they had ever met</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/d41d8e36f053a8651b33236745049c72.png</image:loc><image:title>Exam pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This weird French chap doesn't have much to say... or does he?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exam poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-22T12:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/05/28-days-later-2002/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>28 Days Later - Zombie On Fire</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/28-days-later-empty-street-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>28 Days Later - Empty Street</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/twenty_eight_days_later_ver2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>28 Days Later poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-31T22:25:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/05/rasen-1998/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/snapshot20091127144321.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rasen pic</image:title><image:caption>"My jacket zip was caught on something, so I just yanked it down. Last time I do that"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/rasen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rasen poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-22T12:50:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/08/the-ring-virus-1999/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ring-virus-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring Virus pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Don't worry, I'm sure they'll make another Alvin &amp; The Chipmunks film".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/theringvirus14246915-01-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring Virus pic 2</image:title><image:caption>A trick like this will make you the life and soul of any party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/theringvirus04095314-56-03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring Virus pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Bob wasn't a fan of Vanessa Feltz's Playboy photoshoot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ring-virus-uk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Ring Virus poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-10T21:45:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/02/20/killjoy-2000/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/killjoy_shot1l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killjoy pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"My hair? Oh, I was just washing my radio"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/killjoy_shot3l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killjoy pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Doug enjoyed eating Turkish Delight a little too much</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/killjoy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killjoy pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/killjoy-poster-266x391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Killjoy poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-22T12:42:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/04/03/the-gingerdead-man-2005/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gingerdead_man_002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gingerdead Man pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Mary had been complaining of a sharp pain in her head for a while</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gingerdead_man_001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gingerdead Man pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Susan Boyle's makeover could have gone better</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gingerdead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gingerdead Man poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-22T12:42:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/05/04/final-destination-2000/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/finaldestination2000720p-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Final Destination pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Are you serious? THAT's the in-flight movie? But I hate Mr Bean." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/020909114136finaldestination_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Final Destination pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Is it a bird? Is it a plane?" "Well, it used to be a plane."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Final Destination poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-22T12:42:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/19/childsplay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Childs Play pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Stop checking my ruddy temperature Margaret, I said I'm fine woman"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Childs Play pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Chucky was amused at the dog licking its balls in the next room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/childs-play.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Childs Play pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"And you're sure this operation will work doctor? I don't want to be a Siamese twin any more"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/childs-play-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Childs Play poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-13T02:21:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/22/dangerousworrydolls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dangerousworrydolls-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dangerous Worry Dolls pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It was tricky trying to get One Direction ready for performance</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dangerousworrydolls-e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dangerous Worry Dolls pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Morning, chief"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dangerousworrydolls2008pm5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dangerous Worry Dolls poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-17T22:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/06/17/dinoshark-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dinoshark-movie-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinoshark pic 2</image:title><image:caption>You see this same shot about eight times throughout</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dinoshark-movie-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinoshark pic 1</image:title><image:caption>The Sausage Killer strikes again, but not before leaving his calling card</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dinoshark_dvd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dinoshark cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-19T13:12:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/05/16/behind-the-mask-the-rise-of-leslie-vernon-2006/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/090709152410952.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behind The Mask pic 2</image:title><image:caption>You can always rely on Robert Englund to put in a good performance</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/behind_the_mask1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behind The Mask pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it's the wee woman from Poltergeist. She's a legend</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/behind-the-mask-horror-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Behind The Mask poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-05T02:02:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/05/24/drag-me-to-hell-2009/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/drag-me-to-hell-20090413052301739_640w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drag Me To Hell pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Just before they started, they realised they couldn't play Poker without cards</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dmth_1-thumb-497xauto-780.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drag Me To Hell pic 2</image:title><image:caption>This year's Glastonbury was a bit of a washout</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dragmetohell_ganush_raver-thumb-550x367-18550.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drag Me To Hell pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Peek-a-boo isn't as fun as it used to be</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/drag_me_to_hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drag Me To Hell poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-05T02:01:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/05/29/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-part-2-freddys-revenge-1985/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/noes2d1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightmare On Elm Street 2 pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Sorry lads, you don't look gay enough. This film has to be fucking blatant. Back to the locker room"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/noes2c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightmare On Elm Street 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>The pivotal coming out scene, where Freddy literally "comes out" of Jesse while he's in another lad's bedroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/noes2b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightmare On Elm Street 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Ah. Right. Well, I'm not touching this one, you can draw your own conclusions</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/noes2a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightmare On Elm Street 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Haven't you heard, Toots? I'm a metaphor for Jesse's gay side. I ain't got time for pieces of tail like you"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nightmare-on-elm-street-2-freddys-revenge-movie-poster-1985-1020198814.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nightmare On Elm Street 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-05T02:00:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/04/30/creepshow-3-2006/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/creepshow-3-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow 3 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>I don't care if you're dying mate, I genuinely don't know CPR. No, it's not because of your mouth, I'm insulted you'd suggest that</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tydozaqu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow 3 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"That sunscreen you got me didn't really work that well"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/creepshow3-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow 3 pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/600full-creepshow-iii-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepshow 3 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-30T01:58:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/02/25/troll-2-1990/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll 2 pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Not a good actor among this bunch, yet they're all loveable</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll 2 pic 2</image:title><image:caption>The slowest rescue scene ever committed to film</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll 2 pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This Jimmy Saville goblin is easily my favourite of the bunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/600full-troll-2-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troll 2 poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-25T01:31:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/02/05/axe-1977-video-nasty-review-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/axe-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Axe pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Cheer up missus, you'll get to star in a good film one day. Actually, you won't</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/axe-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Axe pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/axeposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Axe poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-20T11:42:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/02/12/night-of-the-bloody-apes-1969-video-nasty-review-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/untitled-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Bloody Apes pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Wayne Rooney relaxes at home</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Bloody Apes pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"I only came here for haemorrhoid s</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Bloody Apes pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I hope everyone likes my new church outfit"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/night-of-the-bloody-apes-gorgon-vhs-front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Night Of The Bloody Apes poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-12T13:45:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/30/silent-hill-2006/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/d49_137r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent Hill pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"That must have been one hell of a Nandos"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/d56_307r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent Hill pic 2</image:title><image:caption>"Don't ever take me to that fucking hairdresser again, mum"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/silent-hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent Hill pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Standards at the NHS were clearly slipping</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/silent_hill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Silent Hill poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-30T19:00:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/23/pumpkinhead-1988/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pumpkinhead pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pump1988_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pumpkinhead pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pumpkinhead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pumpkinhead poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-05T00:22:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/23/planet-of-the-apes-1968/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/large-planet-of-the-apes-blu-ray7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Planet Of The Apes pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/large-planet-of-the-apes-blu-ray5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Planet Of The Apes pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/large-planet-of-the-apes-blu-ray1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Planet Of The Apes pic 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/planet_of_the_apes_ver2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Planet Of The Apes poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-23T16:30:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/18/amityville-3d-1983/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/amit3dmegryan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amit3dmegryan</image:title><image:caption>Look! It's a young Meg Ryan in one of her first acting gigs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/amit3dgarden3d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amit3dgarden3d</image:title><image:caption>Got a pair of 3D glasses? Give the image a click and try it out</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/amit3dmonster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amit3dmonster</image:title><image:caption>Don't really remember there being monsters in the first one</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/amit3ddvduk2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amit3ddvduk2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-16T01:20:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/17/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-1984/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/glovebath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOES pic 4</image:title><image:caption>A product recall for Marks &amp; Spencer's new line of bath mitts was inevitable</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jumprope0ef.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOES pic 3</image:title><image:caption>This scene actually merges slow motion into normal speed without the viewer noticing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/freddy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOES pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Freddy's makeup was a little nastier than it was in later films</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/depp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOES pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Johnny Depp in his first ever role. Awwww</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/poster7ji.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOES poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-15T17:47:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/13/halloween-iii-season-of-the-witch-1982/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hall3shock7gk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween III pic 3</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing more disturbing than walking in on your partner having sex with a Coke bottle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hall3gore4ns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween III pic 2</image:title><image:caption>It was the hottest curry Susan had ever eaten</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hall3mask6sm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween III pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Olsen's eating disorder wasn't getting any better</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/posterus7ja.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halloween III poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-14T00:46:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/07/the-eye-2002/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/114666-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Eye pic 4</image:title><image:caption>Do not, under any circumstances, go into a lift if you see this chap.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Eye pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Awww, here's a lovely scene in WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE WHAT'S THAT FACE DOING IN THE WINDOW</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/0000216671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Eye pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/eye01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Eye pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Mere seconds later in this scene something happens that makes you shit yourself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/gin_gwai_2002_358b675b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Eye poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-14T14:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/03/the-evil-dead-1981-video-nasty-review-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/evildead2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead - Ellen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/evildead1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Dead - Ash</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/evil_dead_ver1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Evil Dead poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-28T02:00:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/06/battle-royale-2000/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/battle-royale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battle Royale pic 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/large_battle_royale_theatrical_blu-ray_2t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battle Royale pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/large_battle_royale_dc_blu-ray_1xdc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battle Royale pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/large_battle_royale_theatrical_blu-ray_3t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battle Royale pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/battleroyaleposter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battle Royale poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-28T14:03:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/06/battle-royale-ii-requiem-2003/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/battleroyaleii1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battle Royale II pic 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/battle_royale_ii_profilelarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battle Royale II pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/br2-dead-on-the-beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BR2 dead on the beach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/51d8bba392c7bae85c1edb5e7be44cfd.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Battle Royale II poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-16T03:00:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/10/blood-feast-1963-video-nasty-review-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/trevorfull7ba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trevor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/blood-feast-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Feast pic 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/blood-feast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Feast pic 1</image:title><image:caption>That's no way to do your lipstick, you daft mare.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/poster-blood-feast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blood Feast poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-12T00:59:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/07/video-nasties-progress-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie Flesh Eaters pic 1</image:title><image:caption>This charming chap is from Zombie Flesh Eaters, which is one of the first nasties I'll be reviewing (probably next week at some point).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-07T02:04:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/2011/01/05/a-little-reminder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/spaceman01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spaceman</image:title><image:caption>This is you if you use RSS feeds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-05T01:51:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thatwasabitmental.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-11-05T10:39:26+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
